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Police arrest naked man after he flails car with a stolen pigeon
The Virginian-Pilot ^
| 7/18/06
| AARON APPLEGATE
Posted on 07/22/2006 1:10:28 PM PDT by varyouga
SUFFOLK - A naked man clutching a pigeon was arrested over the weekend after beating the bird against a car.
Two Whaleyville residents had just pulled into their driveway Friday night when Juan Lopez, 30, of Kellam Road in Virginia Beach came up and repeatedly pounded the pigeon on the car, police said. The people got out of the car and went to a neighbor's house, where they called the police.
(Excerpt) Read more at home.hamptonroads.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crazy; darkshearesfault; drugs; hatewhenthathappens; naked; pigeon; poundingthepidgeon; uglynakedpeople
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To: varyouga
For what office is this Democrat (obviously) a candidate?
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posted on
07/22/2006 2:02:14 PM PDT
by
2Fro
(Quintessential Thread Killer)
To: daku
42
posted on
07/22/2006 2:03:08 PM PDT
by
2Fro
(Quintessential Thread Killer)
To: varyouga
Could any one determine if the pigeon was an illegal alien? Did it have a green card? Did it habla Espanol? Or, if it truly were an eagle and not a pigeon, a sick one, was it an ... no, no, no, Fro, we ain't goin' there!
Sorry!
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posted on
07/22/2006 2:09:45 PM PDT
by
2Fro
(Quintessential Thread Killer)
To: outofsalt
It's one thing to choke your chicken, but pidgeon pounding? If he doesn't receive counseling next time he'll be spanking a monkey.
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posted on
07/22/2006 2:11:36 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Darksheare
Does not a rock dove resemble an eagle? A small one?
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posted on
07/22/2006 2:11:45 PM PDT
by
2Fro
(Quintessential Thread Killer)
To: Dumpster Baby
To: varyouga
"Lord Love A Duck"
Molly Mauk
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posted on
07/22/2006 2:15:34 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
Laz, Darksheare: Anything you want to tell us? I'm guessing Dark's typo virus will be badd thid wekenf, so it willl....
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posted on
07/22/2006 2:19:31 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/22/2006 3:00:12 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: RosieCotton
Wow, Rosie, you stole my line :)
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posted on
07/22/2006 3:09:48 PM PDT
by
annie laurie
(All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost)
To: varyouga
sounds dirty, "flailing the car with your stolen penguin"
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posted on
07/22/2006 3:17:16 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: Zeroisanumber
"Larceny of poultry"? There's a specific statute to cover that? It is a carry over from the days when most people lived on farms.
People who stole livestock were dealt with more severely then people who stole money because they could literally be condemning a family to death by starvation which is why you have the tradition of hanging horse and cattle thieves.
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posted on
07/22/2006 3:21:14 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Flyer
I hope I am on both.You're on both.
All my ping list are belong to you.
Or all you are belong to all my ping list.
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posted on
07/22/2006 4:51:12 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Whatever happened to Cynthia McKinney?)
To: humblegunner
Well, it's like my granpa always told me: "If you gotta steal a pigeon, best you be naked and ready to pigeon-whomp somebody."
Or something like that.
Words of wisdom to live our lives by.
(Tissue alert)
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posted on
07/22/2006 4:53:08 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Whatever happened to Cynthia McKinney?)
To: Flyer
BTW, is stealing a pigeon ping a civil or criminal offense?Why?
Are you planning to enact one of these heinous crimes?
55
posted on
07/22/2006 4:55:23 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Whatever happened to Cynthia McKinney?)
To: pax_et_bonum
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posted on
07/23/2006 8:10:07 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear?)
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