Posted on 08/15/2006 7:43:53 AM PDT by Millee
Peter Kay's "Garlic bread, it's the future - I've tasted it" has been voted the best comedy one-liner ever.
The line featured in his one-man show and was later aired in his cult comedy Phoenix Nights.
It's funny, but is it really the funniest line ever? Is there a one-liner you can think of that has had you in stitches? Have you ever had your work colleagues cracking up with a one-line beauty?
That's the funniest one-liner ever???? Would hate to see the runners-up.
Take my wife, please!
"This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes.
In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world...
and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing."
I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in my pajama's I'll never know.
-- Groucho Marx
I did not have sex with that woman.
I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. (Dangerfield) - ping!
Groucho Marx
Two from Bob hope my grandfather passed on from a show in Milwaukee.
I had to take a bloodtest before playing the Country Club - thankfully I passed. It was blue.
That Golf Club is so ritzy a $100 bill comes out with each divot.
Uh, yeah. Pretty funny. And Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is one of the greatest books ever written....
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times - 3 while I was reading it
"The only problem with France is it's full of Frenchmen."
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Mark Twain on Jane Austen:
"Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
"Germany's favorite sport--invading Poland." Paul Lynde.
I heard it was give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll fish for a lifetime.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
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