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Redneck Special Forces
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Posted on 08/21/2006 7:10:38 AM PDT by Mike Bates
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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To: Mike Bates
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:11:43 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
To: Mike Bates
Is their unit banner the Stars & Bars?
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:14:55 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid."- Dwight Eisenhower)
To: Rummyfan
ah thank y'all left South Caroliner offen yer list...
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:15:09 AM PDT
by
Paisan
To: Mike Bates
I guess Haliburton will be bringing in the Louisianna boys to do the cooking.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:18:33 AM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(I'd rather be carrying a shotgun with Dick, than riding shotgun with a Kennedyl! *-0(:~{>)
To: Mike Bates
Toss in the Idaho militias and we got ourselves a real winner. Yepper!
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:26:09 AM PDT
by
Karliner
("Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. DDE)
To: Gay State Conservative
I have stated on past threads that if Al Quada and radical Islam really wants to lose its war against the infidels, go ahead a attack a NASCAR event. Can you imagine the horror of seeing thousands of po'd rednecks coming after you. That engagement would be one of the shortest on record. And the sight of the Stars and Bars planted in OBL's chest would be priceless!
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:28:37 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(RADICAL ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ELIMINATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: Karliner
And maybe some of the Montana boys.
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posted on
08/21/2006 8:13:08 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: rawcatslyentist
Yeah, that Cheney's behind it all.
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posted on
08/21/2006 8:13:31 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Mike Bates
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:12:39 AM PDT
by
L98Fiero
(Evil is an exact science)
To: Mike Bates
This is part of 1st Squad, 2nd Platoon, "B" Company of the Red Neck Expeditionary Force.
Semper Fi
11
posted on
08/21/2006 9:54:17 AM PDT
by
river rat
(You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
To: zgirl; dixie1202; righthand man; TexConfederate1861; chesley; rustbucket; JamesP81; LeoWindhorse; ..
To: Mike Bates
I suspect this might be a scheme to balance the budget.
If Mark Twain can get someone to pay for the honor of whitewashing a fence,
good 'ole boys might bid on a chance for this mission.
(Include me...longtime OK resident)
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:02:04 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: stainlessbanner
Dixie Humor pingHumor???
Dang it.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:09:54 AM PDT
by
4CJ
(Annoy a liberal, honour Christians and our gallant Confederate dead)
To: 4CJ
LOL - it might just work! Send a convoy over
To: stainlessbanner
LOL - it might just work! Send a convoy overAn entire convoy? Don't you think that's a bit much ;o)
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:20:17 AM PDT
by
4CJ
(Annoy a liberal, honour Christians and our gallant Confederate dead)
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:24:48 AM PDT
by
groanup
To: stainlessbanner
Training camp.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:29:38 AM PDT
by
groanup
To: river rat
I had a heck of a time getting up from my left knee after that photo was taken.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:33:26 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: groanup
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