Conservative Republicans and Government Benefits ZOTTED

[Gomer Pile]

I am a conservative Republican, and due to circumstances, I currently recieve SSI, AFDC, and food stamps. I voted for Bush twice and would do so again as he really is a compassionate conservative.

Have any other conservatives here ever received government benefits?

[ExpatGator]

Carl Rove paid me to make babies cry. Does that count?

[Bigh4u2]

"I am a conservative Republican"

Ummmm...Could you qualify that for us a little better?

A little 'history' would help.

[somniferum]

I recieve a subsidy to sit at home and get IBTZ!

[MichiganConservative]

I don't need government subsidies. I get enough benefits from my White Male Power Structure membership card.

[I see my hands]

"due to circumstances"

Did these jump out of an alley and attack you? Pick them up on a toilet seat, maybe?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I like gooberment cheese.

[kb2614]

I once saw a blimp.

[VOA]

And having had money involuntarily extracted by threat of prosecution and
jail by the government...a conservative should not let themselves get
back some of THEIR money?

And even if they are a retiree and receive more than their lifetime contribution,
there's a silver lining there too.
Just helping a Ponzi scheme go broke earlier, rather than later, is
virtually a patriotic act.

Because the sooner fundamental failure of this flawed system arrives...
the sooner a better system will be instituted.

I hope.

[Bigh4u2]

Here's the problem we seem to be having here.

There are 26 replies to your question and so far you have not responded.

So you are either 'tongue tied' with confusion, or you really are a 'Gomer'.

Which is it?

[FlingWingFlyer]

I have been safe from terrorist attack for the last 5 years.

That's fine and dandy but do you FEEL safe. That's what REALLY matters according to the DemocRATS. You've got to FEEL safe.

[TMSuchman]

I recieved SSD [disabality] & VA pension [100% disabled] and my kids recieve some SSD [My son Lance has Down Syndrome & my dau. gets some money from my SSD], and I am a RABIB consertive too!

[Marius3188]

I've driven on roads, been defended by our Military.

Yeah, I've received benefits from the Gov't.

[MichiganConservative]

I also don't need government subsidies because I actively steal from the poor to give to the rich and I get kickbacks from that.

[kinoxi]

I have adult ADD which makes it impossible to hold a steady job.

I don't give a sh** either but I deal with it.

[Mark was here]

I voted for Bush twice.

Did you skip the primaries?

A true conservative would of voted for Bush 3 or 4 times...

[tumblindice]

"I picked my nose once, and it bleeded." Ralphie Wiggums

[mysterio]

Why not be a video game tester? Or a fireman?

[Bigh4u2]

Sheriff of Notingham?

:0)

[Bigh4u2]

"I have ADD"

Is that why it's so hard to respond to all the questions?

Makes me wonder how you managed to pick out your computer at the thrift store.