Posted on 09/14/2006 9:22:01 AM PDT by Semus Dynnen
Everything and I MEAN everything is for sale in Nassau. You dont know what happened in that hospital room. And I dont think we ever will. I do know that an heir to over a hundred million dollar fortune is dead and because he died in the Bahamas we'll probably never know how he actually died. Just as we'll probably never know what happened to Natalee Holloway.
And dont call me dude.
Cheese - this just occurred to me. Do you suppose he ever looked at her nudes? Man, wouldn't that just mess a guy up for life?
Shalom.
Okay. . .so what you're saying is.. it wouldn't be reasonable to assume that Howard Stern would leave the radio business to study law, pass the bar and then start his new law career with Anna Nicole Smith. . .I see. . .well..I guess that would mean that this guy Howard K. Stern is probably somebody else and that it's just a fantastic coincidence that there is another person with the same name. . .but without the K. . .(the extra K should have tipped me off) thanks for clearing that up for me. Do you think there may be other Anna Nicole Smith's? Also, watch out for Anna N. Smith. .that could trip me up too.
Just to make your head hurt, her real name is Vickie Lynn Hogan.
(But I would pay good money to see the radio Howard try to get through torts class.)
I feel terrible for her loss, of course. No one should ever have to lose a child. And right after having a baby -- how awful.
But is having a lawyer be your "best friend" (or more?) some kind of easy way to never get into trouble because your whole relationship is "privileged?"
How did she go 9 months without the whole entire world knowing about her pregnancy?
Sounds like lack of oxygen after a knocker-smothering.
"You do know that Howard Stern the shock jock is not the same person as Howard Stern the attorney, yes?"
Are you any relation to Captain Obvious?
"I think in this context "on" is correct. But then, I'm just a wannabe novelist."
I write for a living and I'm thinking "throughout" is the operative word here.
You mean "Funky, funky" Nassau?
and I won't call you "Dude."
Oooooh, that is so funny. And original! Did you think that up yourself? I've never heard anyone make that joke before. It's like you took a superhero name, like Captain America, and combined it with the insult you wished to offer, and you got Captain Obvious out of it. That is just too funny! And fresh, too.
"He's not the daddy. Some photographer she dumped."
Just guessing but I suspect that if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine!
"If I was in Anna Nicole's situation..."
You'd be a sorry individual and not posting here.
Huh?
That time?
Great Tag Line.
"Great Tag Line"
Used to be better than that until the mods stepped in.
Unless one calls channeling Stewie Griffin "that time," then no.
She announced her pregnancy on her website several months ago. Don't you watch E!?
SD
Trim-Spa, Baby!!!
For the life of me, I can't figure out whey the Trim-Spa CEO has become her personal spokesman. They must have a lot riding on this wreck.
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