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To: halfthebattle118
2 posted on
09/18/2006 11:21:49 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(It may actually be due to being accidentally on purpose.)
To: halfthebattle118
Why isn't this in "Breaking News"?
3 posted on
09/18/2006 11:21:57 AM PDT by
frogjerk
(REUTERS: We give smoke and mirrors a bad name)
To: halfthebattle118
Thank you for signing up on the "Why I Don't Like my Kids" network today.
4 posted on
09/18/2006 11:22:00 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: halfthebattle118
Maybe they could learn how to use paragraphs.
5 posted on
09/18/2006 11:22:46 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: halfthebattle118
Oh God, what is this crap? Here, get them this:
6 posted on
09/18/2006 11:23:02 AM PDT by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: halfthebattle118
Welcome to Free Republic.
7 posted on
09/18/2006 11:23:26 AM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
To: halfthebattle118
All things in moderation.
8 posted on
09/18/2006 11:23:41 AM PDT by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman)
To: halfthebattle118
The usual parental response is "Then clean your room, the garage, the car, the attic, the yard, etc. They usually learn not to say they're bored ever again, unless they're really dense.
9 posted on
09/18/2006 11:23:58 AM PDT by
skr
(We cannot play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.-- Ronald Reagan)
To: halfthebattle118
The lack of parent involvement, discipline, and family values are corroding the American family. A good piece of self-criticism!
11 posted on
09/18/2006 11:24:08 AM PDT by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: halfthebattle118
Cartoon Network has taken portions of our children away from us. Whose fault is that?
The TV hasn't "taken them away" from you - you have given them to it.
12 posted on
09/18/2006 11:24:30 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: halfthebattle118
My parents offered to find something for me to do. That usually cured my boredom in a big hurry.
13 posted on
09/18/2006 11:24:40 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: halfthebattle118
If I said I was bored to my mom - she would say "If you are bored I have plenty for you to do". And that would usually be tons of chores.
14 posted on
09/18/2006 11:25:05 AM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
To: halfthebattle118
If I have to hear my kids say, “I’m bored” one more time, I think I will put a gun in my mouth Instead, you came to share this with us?
15 posted on
09/18/2006 11:25:16 AM PDT by
Experiment 6-2-6
(Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
To: halfthebattle118
"Find something to do or I'll find something for you."
That usually worked for me.
16 posted on
09/18/2006 11:25:24 AM PDT by
Overtaxed
(There are no muslims in Star Trek.)
To: halfthebattle118
Tell them to swallow 8 MENTOS mints whole, then chug a diet Coke.
17 posted on
09/18/2006 11:27:45 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: halfthebattle118
Cartoon Network has taken portions of our children away from usWhich portions? Whole limbs, or just the occasional minor extremity.
I don't suppose you've a spare set of upper incisors left?
18 posted on
09/18/2006 11:27:48 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Please pray for Vlad's four top incisors to arrive real soon!)
To: halfthebattle118
I always just tell them to pick up a book - any book.
19 posted on
09/18/2006 11:28:32 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
To: halfthebattle118
Send them to Malaysia, they can make sneakers.
21 posted on
09/18/2006 11:29:58 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(1 year guarantee against congenital defects.)
To: halfthebattle118
22 posted on
09/18/2006 11:30:09 AM PDT by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: halfthebattle118
Whose kids are these?
Turn off the TV and send them outside. If you have money, buy a farm, get some livestock and plant crops - that'll keep 'em busy and resourceful.
If you don't have money - sell the TV and encourage your kids to be creative.
24 posted on
09/18/2006 11:32:26 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
(I have no idea how I got here - but I like it and I plan to stay.)
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