Three Rednecks, Bubba, Hoss, & Catfish, were working on a tall TV tower. Catfish fell off and was killed instantly.
As the ambulance took away the body, Hoss says, "someone should go and tell his wife."
Bubba says, "okay, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it."
Two hours later Bubba comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Hoss says, "where'd you get that, Bubba?"
"Catfish's wife gave it to me," says Bubba.
"That's unbelievable. You told the lady that her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Catfish's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you case of Budweiser you are."