Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell

Rev. B.H. Hartman

[alistar jade]

Holloween is abomination to God almighty! A celebration of the occult and the worship of Satan! It is from Holloween that we get all of societies ills such as drug abuse, incest, abortion, homosexuality and the bird flu epidemic.

What is Holloween?

Holloween is an evil holiday that commemorates the birthday of Satan the god of this world. It's just like Christmas but instead of getting presents from a tree and singing carols, satanists sacrifice babies and molest little boys. They also drink blood and eat live animals! It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country. Most snuk into this country illegally, they introduced their abominable culture of dancing jigs, whiskey drinking, blarney stone worship and worst of all, Holloween. A lotta evil things happened during that time that coincided with Holloween I found on Wikipedia, for example, Nevada, an evil State known for legalized gambling prostitution and sodomy was admited as the 36th state of the Union! In 1889, Arthur Conan Doyle published Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson! Benito Mussolini became nazi dictator of Italy in 1922! In 1941, the USS Reuben James was bombed by an evil liberal nazi named Captain Erich Topp of the U-boat U-552. 1984: The president of India was assasinated! in 1986, the Communist party of Sweeden was formed, and in 1994 and 96 there were two plane crashes! Coincidence? I think not!!

We must work hard to undo Holloween and to ban it! We must lobby congress to outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death and to deport all the illegal aliens back to mexico! Holloween and all! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

On October 4th

On this day in history these happy events occured...
1636 1st code of law for Plymouth Colony
1648 Peter Stuyvesant establishes Americas 1st volunteer firemen
1900 Start of Sherlock Holmes adventure "The Problem of Thor Bridge" (BG)
1901 Columbia (US) beats Shamrock II (England) in 12th America's Cup
1913 Freddy Wilson of Regina Roughriders kicks 10 singles in a game
1916 Market Street's "Path of Gold" lit for 1st time
1931 The comic strip Dick Tracy by Chester Gould debuts
1957 "Leave It to Beaver," debuts on CBS
1958 Transatlantic coml jet passenger service began (BOAC)
1960 Courier 1B Launched; 1st active repeater satellite in orbit
1962 USAF Maj Robert A Rushworth takes X-15 to 32,300 m
1965 Pope Paul VI becomes 1st Pope to visit Western Hemisphere (UN)
1967 1st World Series since 1948 not to feature Yanks, Giants or Dodgers (World Series #64)
1970 Herbert Schmidtz makes highest parachute jump from a tower by leaping from a 1,984 ft TV mast in Tulsa, Oklahoma
1971 Borden's opens a turn-of-century ice cream parlor at Disney World
1981 Pasakevi Kouna of Greece (9) is youngest intl gymnastics participant
1983 Richard Noble reaches record 1019 kph in jet-powered car
1984 US govt closes down due to budget problems
1987 Blues Jays lose final 7 games allowing Tigers to win the AL pennant
1990 Regional elections held, in what was East Germany
2006 alistar jade zotted while trolling Free Republic

[vigilante2]

TRICK OR TREAT

[tiki]

I hate Holloweenies.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Why was Ireland sending us Mexicans?

I guess it's because De Valera is a lot like Fox....

;)

[dighton]

welkum 2 frerepulbic, holowene is evvil like uve writed hear,,, its indede a snair of satin. to menny hear r in satins controle, there allways geting cristains band,,, i prey u do,nt get band. down w. watsen doile sherlok && his unkle jhon.

ps 100 yeres ago 2day a irishmin drinked to menny lickers.

[mhking]

[reagan_fanatic]

ZOT

[Bigh4u2]

What's a 'Holloween'?

Or should I even ask?

[sneakers]

WOO HOO!! I did it! My first picture! (of course I WOULD pick this one!) HA!!

[gate2wire]

"It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country."


LOL. I like this guy/gal.

[fanfan]

LOL!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I couldn't let that one go... even if I get in trouble for it...

;)

[TASMANIANRED]

Mexicans from Ireland...What have you been smoking?

[lesser_satan]

Are you one of Phred Phelp's followers/ bottom-boys?

[fanfan]

It was funny!

:-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Interesting parallel, though - Eamon De Valera did exactly the same thing as Vincente Fox is now doing - exporting the unemployed!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Thanks! :)

[dirtboy]

Lemme guess. Your parents were too poor to afford a costume, so they sent you out trick-or-treating and told people you were dressed up as a retard.

[Monkey Face]

I sure am sorry I missed THIS one!

BWA-HA-HA-HA!

[TASMANIANRED]

Congratulations on your first.