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Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell
Rev. B.H. Hartman
Posted on 10/04/2006 3:16:00 PM PDT by alistar jade
Holloween is abomination to God almighty! A celebration of the occult and the worship of Satan! It is from Holloween that we get all of societies ills such as drug abuse, incest, abortion, homosexuality and the bird flu epidemic.
What is Holloween?
Holloween is an evil holiday that commemorates the birthday of Satan the god of this world. It's just like Christmas but instead of getting presents from a tree and singing carols, satanists sacrifice babies and molest little boys. They also drink blood and eat live animals! It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country. Most snuk into this country illegally, they introduced their abominable culture of dancing jigs, whiskey drinking, blarney stone worship and worst of all, Holloween. A lotta evil things happened during that time that coincided with Holloween I found on Wikipedia, for example, Nevada, an evil State known for legalized gambling prostitution and sodomy was admited as the 36th state of the Union! In 1889, Arthur Conan Doyle published Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson! Benito Mussolini became nazi dictator of Italy in 1922! In 1941, the USS Reuben James was bombed by an evil liberal nazi named Captain Erich Topp of the U-boat U-552. 1984: The president of India was assasinated! in 1986, the Communist party of Sweeden was formed, and in 1994 and 96 there were two plane crashes! Coincidence? I think not!!
We must work hard to undo Holloween and to ban it! We must lobby congress to outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death and to deport all the illegal aliens back to mexico! Holloween and all! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1031; boooo; halloween; hollerween; holloween; holloweenie; hollowhead; hollowman; kittenchow; moonbat; october31; partypooper; satanism; sionnsar; spellingimpaired; trickortreat; troll; withcraft; witless; zot; zotbait; zotsfortots
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To: alistar jade
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:20 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
To: alistar jade
How do you feel about Harry Potter? bwahahaaaaa!
42
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:23 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: alistar jade
Tell me, do you like to watch gladiator movies?
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:24 PM PDT
by
PeterFinn
(Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.)
To: alistar jade
outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death Bye.
To: tiredoflaundry
(it was the only date we could get a reception hall :)
45
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:26 PM PDT
by
backinthefold
(David, a teenage Jew, beat Goliath, a 9 foot tall palestine, with a rock and faith in God)
To: alistar jade
46
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:31 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
To: alistar jade
47
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:31 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
To: Moose4
48
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:40 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: alistar jade
49
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:47 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: alistar jade
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:03 PM PDT
by
stbdside
To: Jim Robinson
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:25 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Admin Moderator; sionnsar
Oh, that's a good one!
Mighty Mod, could you let this hang around to be the next Undead Thread? It's already perfect!
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:26 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("There's nowhere to go and you've got all day to get there ... on some beach, somewhere.")
To: alistar jade
53
posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:29 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
To: Charlespg
54
posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:29 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: alistar jade
Holloween? Never heard of that holiday.
IBTZ goodbye troll.
55
posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:35 PM PDT
by
A message
(We who care, Can Not Fail)
To: alistar jade
You cheated and got an extra helping of idiot at the brainateria didn't you???
56
posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:39 PM PDT
by
Axenolith
(Got Au? Ag?)
To: alistar jade
Shouldn't parody be funny?
57
posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:47 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: backinthefold
LOL! That"s the same reason I was married on Memorial Day weekend 22 years ago!
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:51 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: alistar jade
To: backinthefold
"Its also my wedding anniversary"
Me too! 3 years.
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:57 PM PDT
by
L98Fiero
(Evil is an exact science)
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