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Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell
Rev. B.H. Hartman

Posted on 10/04/2006 3:16:00 PM PDT by alistar jade

Holloween is abomination to God almighty! A celebration of the occult and the worship of Satan! It is from Holloween that we get all of societies ills such as drug abuse, incest, abortion, homosexuality and the bird flu epidemic.

What is Holloween?

Holloween is an evil holiday that commemorates the birthday of Satan the god of this world. It's just like Christmas but instead of getting presents from a tree and singing carols, satanists sacrifice babies and molest little boys. They also drink blood and eat live animals! It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country. Most snuk into this country illegally, they introduced their abominable culture of dancing jigs, whiskey drinking, blarney stone worship and worst of all, Holloween. A lotta evil things happened during that time that coincided with Holloween I found on Wikipedia, for example, Nevada, an evil State known for legalized gambling prostitution and sodomy was admited as the 36th state of the Union! In 1889, Arthur Conan Doyle published Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson! Benito Mussolini became nazi dictator of Italy in 1922! In 1941, the USS Reuben James was bombed by an evil liberal nazi named Captain Erich Topp of the U-boat U-552. 1984: The president of India was assasinated! in 1986, the Communist party of Sweeden was formed, and in 1994 and 96 there were two plane crashes! Coincidence? I think not!!

We must work hard to undo Holloween and to ban it! We must lobby congress to outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death and to deport all the illegal aliens back to mexico! Holloween and all! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


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To: alistar jade

Welcome to FR. Now try to calm down. what do Mexicans have to do with the Irish potato famine? You completely lost me there.


21 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:03 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: alistar jade

IMHO - Rev. Hartman needs his house TP'd, and the stick removed from his arse.


22 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:15 PM PDT by CATravelAgent (Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
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To: alistar jade

Its also my wedding anniversary

19 years this month


23 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:15 PM PDT by backinthefold (David, a teenage Jew, beat Goliath, a 9 foot tall palestine, with a rock and faith in God)
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To: alistar jade

Holloween is for weenies. That's why we celebrate Solidween.


24 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:32 PM PDT by Disambiguator (If the Democrats were a stock, I would short them.)
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To: alistar jade

here kitty kitty


25 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:37 PM PDT by Charlespg (Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
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To: alistar jade

IB4TZ!


26 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:42 PM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
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To: alistar jade

Aww geeze.


27 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: alistar jade

Kinda early to be hitting the sauce, ey?


28 posted on 10/04/2006 3:20:53 PM PDT by JDoutrider
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To: alistar jade

I kinda wish the mods would leave this one up. Just for us to have a little fun with.


29 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:03 PM PDT by NinoFan
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To: alistar jade
Honestly, I am still unsure if this is parody or not.

Such is the state of FR today.

30 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:15 PM PDT by Wormwood (Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.)
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To: backinthefold

Congrats!


31 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:24 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry ( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
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To: alistar jade; darkwing104

PING!!


32 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:32 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: alistar jade

Bye!


33 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:40 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: alistar jade

LOL! Muahahaha, Muahahah!!


34 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:43 PM PDT by L98Fiero (Evil is an exact science)
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To: alistar jade

I thought it was Halloween?


35 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:47 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: alistar jade

Trick or Treat??!!


36 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:49 PM PDT by LA Woman3
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To: alistar jade

37 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:52 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 66-68)
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To: alistar jade

I HAVE LOCATED THE EPICENTER OF THIS VAST NATIONAL CONSPIRACY...BUT I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH. THEY MAY BE ON TO ME...

http://www.ada.org/


38 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:57 PM PDT by durasell (!)
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To: Moose4
Do you like kitties? Good.

I doubt it likes black kitties. Black kitties are eeevilll.

39 posted on 10/04/2006 3:21:57 PM PDT by Mordacious
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To: Disambiguator

Ha! I was wondering when someone would catch that!
lol!!


40 posted on 10/04/2006 3:22:09 PM PDT by sneakers (Freedom is the answer to the human condition)
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