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Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
WBIR ^ | 5 Dec 06 | SAMUEL SHU

Posted on 12/05/2006 12:10:58 PM PST by OldCorps

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41 posted on 12/05/2006 1:36:53 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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"the captain has turned off the no farting sign"


42 posted on 12/05/2006 1:38:15 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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little girl behind us Sunday at church was farting over and over. She kept kicking my hubbies chair as well and he kept looking at me like he wanted to turn around and slap this child silly, but of course we were in church! So we had to sit still all the while with a foul stench in the air!


43 posted on 12/05/2006 1:51:24 PM PST by Halls (God, please grant me the serenity to accept what I can not change....)
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>>Not to be a wet noodle, but the headline is wrong.

The plane was not grounded due to flatulence. The plane was grounded because passengers correctly identified evidence that matches had been struck on board. Striking a match is illegal, and the passengers should be commended for be cautious.<<

I didn't know it was illegal to strike a match on a plane...

I don't fly that much but I don't remember such a notice.


44 posted on 12/05/2006 2:08:57 PM PST by gondramB (It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.)
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To: beyond the sea

She probably suffers from Krohn's disease.


45 posted on 12/05/2006 3:20:23 PM PST by Callahan
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A friend of mine's wife had that problem. Very painful at times.


46 posted on 12/05/2006 8:28:31 PM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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