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Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
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| 5 Dec 06
| SAMUEL SHU
Posted on 12/05/2006 12:10:58 PM PST by OldCorps
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To: OldCorps
Poor thing....
I'd laugh....
but she coulda made the plane explode!
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:28:29 PM PST
by
najida
(If it wasn't for fast food, I'd have no food at all.)
To: beyond the sea; Tijeras_Slim
flatulence ping //////I'm just honored to be included on these.
To: Young Werther; All
Was this person a recently elected Democrat, by any chance?
Sounds suspiciously descriptive to me.
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:29:35 PM PST
by
Gideon Reader
("The quiet gentleman sitting in the corner sipping his Kenya AA,,defaulted to the PO'ed position..)
To: martin_fierro
It's a Burgh thing..............
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:29:57 PM PST
by
beyond the sea
( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
To: NormsRevenge; BallyBill; GSWarrior; Kerretarded; All
Ok folks, I think I found a pic of the perpetrator (the one who dealt it) when she was dressed as a man, practicing before the flight:
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:31:29 PM PST
by
OldCorps
To: Kerretarded
Thats pretty series! lol!
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:32:14 PM PST
by
OldCorps
To: OldCorps
Not to be a wet noodle, but the headline is wrong.
The plane was not grounded due to flatulence. The plane was grounded because passengers correctly identified evidence that matches had been struck on board. Striking a match is illegal, and the passengers should be commended for be cautious.
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:33:18 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Thank you member of the bar for setting the record straight. /s>
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:37:22 PM PST
by
OldCorps
To: ClearCase_guy
Uh, duh. But hey any excuse for fart jokes. Quit being a stinker :-).
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:40:22 PM PST
by
GOP Poet
To: beyond the sea
"The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition."
Patty Sheehan?
To: OldCorps
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:42:10 PM PST
by
XR7
To: Brilliant
Close Cindy Sheehan. Oh yeah, she is a fart face. Hey! Maybe that is the medical condition . . . fart face!!!
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:42:31 PM PST
by
GOP Poet
To: OldCorps
ROTFLOL....this case brought tears to my eyes....and nose!
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:43:27 PM PST
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: GOP Poet
that's what I meant, of course.
She's not someone I want to remember too well.
To: Tamar1973
To: XR7
Man and that wasn't even the Robert Tilton Megamix. Whew wee-e that mad me laugh.
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:49:57 PM PST
by
GOP Poet
To: Brilliant
Understandable.
Actually I love that you used another name. Wouldn't it be great if we all forgot her permanently? Sorry to refresh your memory. I know it isn't a pretty reminder (or memory).
Good one about Sheehan though. Perfect. :-)
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:52:51 PM PST
by
GOP Poet
To: Brilliant
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posted on
12/05/2006 12:54:13 PM PST
by
beyond the sea
( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
To: XR7
LOO!!! I mean LOL!!!!
Is that guy for real? Please tell me it's a joke.
To: OldCorps
sometimes
things are so naturally funny
no comedic improvement
can be made
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posted on
12/05/2006 1:36:34 PM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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