Posted on 12/19/2006 1:05:52 PM PST by Alex Murphy
LOS ANGELES, Calif.--Thousands privately doubt her abilities.
"And I'm sick of sensing that," said the renowned psychic Madame Claire, speaking on her call-in show last Thursday.
In response to the widespread contempt, Claire has changed the format of her program. She now answers viewers--none of whom have physically written or called into her studio.
"Stock broker Gordon Dannett of 3029 North End, I could mention a couple of fake predictions you made to clients," she said during Friday's broadcast. "So don't you be making fun of me."
When caller Arnette Luss complained inwardly about reaching a mere 'psychic associate,' Claire responded immediately on the air. "I don't have time to pick up ***everybody***--which is more than Ms. Luss can say.
"She's lucky her husband isn't clairvoyant," the psychic added.
Enraged viewers have undertaken a class-action suit to bring down the show.
"We're demanding that she keep our thoughts to herself," said one man, who declined to give his name.
PTL/HAIR Club PING!
I she doesn't want to be the object of fun, she might want to learn some English grammar. ....but I guess she be knowin' that!
Yikes! It's uncanny!
Wonder if she knows I think she looks like a mudfence?
bet she can't tell what I'm thinking
I would love to be a writer for that rag!
In a way I hold them not totally responsible. Kerry was sooo boring even they couldn't make up interesting stories about him!
BTW is Ed Anger still kicking?
I'll believe in psychics when I see the headline "Psychic wins lottery!"
BTW, if she's really psychic why would anybody need to call her? Shouldn't she call them?
CC&E
Oh, they might win BINGO, but so does everybody eventually :>)
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