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Jesus: Tales from the Crypt
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| February 23, 2007 6:55
| Tim McGirk
Posted on 02/24/2007 2:25:18 PM PST by Havok
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I don't even know what to say.
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posted on
02/24/2007 2:25:18 PM PST
by
Havok
To: Havok
I don't even know what to say. Try this:
My God, I believe, I adore, I hope, and I love you. I beg pardon for those that do not believe, that do not adore, that do not hope, and that do not love You.
To: Havok
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posted on
02/24/2007 2:28:22 PM PST
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: Havok
(Rhetorical) If this is really what happened, why did the gospel writers tell us otherwise? And why did so many millions of Christians suffer persecutions for three centuries?
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posted on
02/24/2007 2:28:23 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: nwrep
"...why did so many Christians suffer persecutions..."
Why do so many muslim boys blow themselves up in expectation of 72 virgins?
To: Continental Soldier
Why do so many muslim boys blow themselves up in expectation of 72 virgins? You clearly are missing or ignoring the point.
The Muslims believe in what they are dying for. On the other hand, this story, if true, would indicate such an occurence would have been known to all the disciples and those asociated with Christ. Yet, they chose to suffer and die, for what they apparently knew to be a total falsehood.
Now you see the point, don't you? A man will die for his beliefs. No man will die for a known falsehood.
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posted on
02/24/2007 2:45:15 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: Havok
"amassed evidence through DNA tests" Uh, now who would he have compared the DNA to? Jerry Springer? Strange.
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posted on
02/24/2007 2:52:34 PM PST
by
Proud_texan
(Just my opinion, no relationship to reality is expressed or implied.)
To: Havok
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posted on
02/24/2007 2:57:38 PM PST
by
Brad from Tennessee
(Anything a politician gives you he has first stolen from you)
To: Havok
"He has given us....his shoe!"
FOLLOWERS:
- Oh! Oh! Ohh! Oh! Ah! Oh!
- ARTHUR:
- He has given us a sign!
- FOLLOWER:
- Oh!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- He has given us... His shoe!
- ARTHUR:
- The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
- SPIKE:
- What?
- ARTHUR:
- Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
- EDDIE:
- Yes.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- No, no, no. The shoe is...
- YOUTH:
- No.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
- GIRL:
- Cast off...
- SPIKE:
- Aye. What?
- GIRL:
- ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- No! Let us gather shoes together!
- FRANK:
- Yes.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- Let me!
- ELSIE:
- Oh, get off!
- YOUTH:
- No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- Give me your shoe!
- YOUTH:
- Get off!
- GIRL:
- Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
- FOLLOWER:
- The Gourd!
- HARRY:
- Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
- ARTHUR:
- It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
- HARRY:
- It's a sandal!
- ARTHUR:
- No, it isn't!
- GIRL:
- Cast it away!
- ARTHUR:
- Put it on!
- YOUTH:
- And clear off!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- Take the shoes and follow Him!
- GIRL:
- Come,...
- FRANK:
- Yes!
- GIRL:
- ...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
- SPIKE:
- Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.
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posted on
02/24/2007 3:10:55 PM PST
by
zarf
(Her hair was of a dank yellow, and fell over her temples like sauerkraut......)
To: Havok
Here we go again, the libs trying everything they can to destroy Chritisanity. If it ain`t the DaVinci fiction now this. The Muzzies couldn`t get more loyal allies.
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posted on
02/24/2007 3:11:27 PM PST
by
Screamname
( We will take things away from you for the benefit of the common good - Hellary Marx)
To: Proud_texan
Tell me about it, the only way he could compare is through a known direct decendant of Christ. Who pray tell does James "I`m King of the World" Cameron know that nobody else doesn`t?
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posted on
02/24/2007 3:13:43 PM PST
by
Screamname
( We will take things away from you for the benefit of the common good - Hellary Marx)
To: Havok
In a new documentary ..but recycled garbage...
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posted on
02/24/2007 3:16:24 PM PST
by
WalterSkinner
( ..when there is any conflict between God and Caesar -- guess who loses?)
To: Havok
Who spells archaeologist as 'Archologists' in a major periodical?
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posted on
02/24/2007 3:20:45 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
(If you've had life support. Promote life support for others.)
To: Screamname
Tell me about it, the only way he could compare is through a known direct decendant of Christ. Who pray tell does James "I`m King of the World" Cameron know that nobody else doesn`t? Circular reasoning, as usual.
That is, assuming that they find traces of DNA in the remains, if any.
How can they possibly isolate that one generation from others that preceded it?
Yes, these clowns must know a lot of stuff no one else does!
Oh yes, if they find the "Jesus" DNA unlike any other in the present or ancient world, would that "prove" Christianity?
Which raises another interesting line of speculation... have these clowns searched Saudi Arabia for the tomb of mohamed? The only version of his going anywhere was in a freepin' dream!
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posted on
02/24/2007 5:33:34 PM PST
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: nwrep
Well said. You are right on the money.
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posted on
02/24/2007 6:10:57 PM PST
by
Clump
(Your family may not be safe, but at least their library records will be.)
To: nwrep
To: nwrep
Amen. The blood of the apostles and early Christian church was awful, but a strong testament of people who believed the Son of God although they had nothing to gain -- and everything to lose -- in this world by doing so.
-- Joe
To: Brad from Tennessee
Don't believe everything you read in the MSM.
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posted on
02/24/2007 8:09:56 PM PST
by
Varda
To: Havok; Nihil Obstat
DNA?
Where would they get DNA samples from?
I'll repeat what NO posted.
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posted on
02/25/2007 2:20:20 AM PST
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
"Where would they get DNA samples from?"
I read a different article - they compared the people in the tomb to EACH OTHER to determine familial relationships.
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