Sudan's famous goat 'wife' dies

BBC News ^ | 5-3-2007 | BBC

[Andyman]

With the goat now dead, I suppose it is a feta compli.

[Jeffrey_D.]

“Sheep throat”

They just keep getting better....LOL

[Jeffrey_D.]

As a little boy, Charles Tombe goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, “Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?”

The pharmacist replied, “Son, do you know what condoms are used for?”

“Sure do” replied the boy, “They keep you from getting venereal diseases.”

“O.K.” said the pharmacist, “But do you know what the ribs are for?”

The little boy thought for a minute, then looked up at the pharmacist and replied, “Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on my goat’s back stand up.”

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[EveningStar]

Tard ping

[PissAndVinegar]

“Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to “marry” her last February.”

How did the goat die, blunt force trauma?

(I know, I’m horrible)

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Borat could play the owner and Rosie O the sheep?

[Jaxter]

Did they have any kids?

[Timedrifter]

Apparently the husband is denying paternity. I see a future episode of Maury coming out of this case.

[BJClinton]

Welcome to the third world

Didn't some guy die in Seattle while being intimate with a horse?

[pillut48]

Story at 10, barbecue at 11!

{pass the sauce}

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Gawd! I just love Utah humor.

[hardworking]

Gee, I’ll bet NOW is a bit upset to lose a member.

[ryan71]

“Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba.”

Dude should really provide for his wife than that.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Yes, his colon perforated...

[RockinRight]

Another article about you.

[blackie]

Poor bugger ~ he said he was drunk.

It’s a good thing it didn’t happen in Frisco, they would pass a law protecting his goat buggery. :-[

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Wow, I can see my email tomorror. “Kind most illustrious American, I am Botswana son of Rose......I have a business deal for you.

[orlop9]

Sick humor ping

[Slings and Arrows]

Police suspect an honor killing.

[BJClinton]

Yeah that was a “stop the world I want to get off” moment.