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VIDEO: Midget runs from cops
YouTube ^ | February 18, 2007 | VanceHammersley

Posted on 05/27/2007 5:29:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, I found this VIDEO to be somewhat disturbing but HILARIOUS at the same time.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cops; midget
Only in Las Vegas!
1 posted on 05/27/2007 5:29:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

not funny.


2 posted on 05/27/2007 5:32:34 PM PDT by MrEdd (L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The officer is trying to keep from laughing!


3 posted on 05/27/2007 5:32:41 PM PDT by Toadman ((molon labe))
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To: MrEdd
not funny.

Come on! You're telling me you didn't at least crack a smile when the midget climbed up the light pole?

4 posted on 05/27/2007 5:37:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

No. he looked drunk and I felt sorry for him, and for his life. He looks sad and unhappy. He might have gotten hurt, but he didn’t seem to be trying to hurt anyone.


5 posted on 05/27/2007 5:43:05 PM PDT by MrEdd (L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Midget please.


6 posted on 05/27/2007 5:45:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: MrEdd

I felt sorry for the midget too but climbing up that light pole and then trying with all his might to break the handcuffs was FUnnie. I wonder if he kept that job they got him. Also this shows how kindhearted the cop was. Didn’t arrest him but got him a job.


7 posted on 05/27/2007 5:45:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Reno 911 should get that guy and he can make some real money as an actor.


8 posted on 05/27/2007 5:49:16 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: MrEdd
This could also be a matter of POV. I once knew a midget named Ed who got real pissed off at me. Ed the Midget started kicking me over and over again on my legs and I couldn't do a damn thing about it. Why not? Suppose I wasn't able to reign in my temper? Believe me that midget was causing me incredible pain. However, I knew that if I gave in to my temper and hauled off and punched Ed the Midget, I could have ended up in the news as some monster who was beating up on a midget. That damn Ed the Midget followed me out of the bar where he started kicking me out into the parking lot constantly kicking me until I got into my car and drove away. My legs were in incredible pain for at least a day after that.

When a midget beats up on you, there is nothing you can do for the reason mentioned above.

9 posted on 05/27/2007 5:51:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I bet he parties with Lindsay Lohan.


10 posted on 05/27/2007 5:54:08 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

That cop and the midget should form a Vegas comedy act.


11 posted on 05/27/2007 5:55:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Climbing midget ping!


12 posted on 05/27/2007 5:55:53 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: KoRn
Here is why Ed the Midget was pissed off at me. Years ago, when I had less of a stomach and more on my head, I used to hang out at a Holiday Inn bar in Miami. That was also the hangout of Ed the Midget who was in showbiz (a lot of midgets are). Well, Ed used to love to hold court telling all sorts of showbiz stories. One night the bartender told us that the manager/owner of that motel wanted to give one of us a job to be in a commercial for the motel/hotel. Right away Ed the Midget started telling us how he was looking forward to doing that commercial.

A bit later the owner came in the bar and offered the job to ME. I was supposed to just dive into the pool, swim to the other side, and some chick would pull me out. In exchange I would get my bar tab and restaurant tab picked up for a couple of evenings. I agreed and eventually did do that commercial. (It was only on some UHF station so it was no big deal.)

Well, that ENRAGED Ed the Midget who thought the commercial bit would be offered to him. And that is why Ed the Midget viciously attacked me by kicking my legs over and over again. And that damn monstrous midget KNEW I wouldn't strike back because I was scared of coming across in public as some heartless guy who beat up on a midget.

When midgets attack, there is NO defense against them.

13 posted on 05/27/2007 6:06:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Deja vu! He didn’t happen to be a Bible salesman, was he? /obscure


14 posted on 05/27/2007 6:07:05 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Fred Thompson in 2008 - there is no doubt about it!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Short people got
No reason

Short people got
No reason

Short people got
No reason to live..

15 posted on 05/27/2007 6:11:12 PM PDT by MrEdd (L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The follow up video is also pretty good. Check out the comment about Christmas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40FH7CW9QcM&NR=1


16 posted on 05/27/2007 6:12:55 PM PDT by Silly (http://www.terrorbonds.com)
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bookmarking video


17 posted on 05/27/2007 6:14:22 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank goodness it wasn't a 'Gidget' that gave you the beating of your life! Girls fight way more nasty than any old midget ever would. You wouldn't have survived it. ;)

18 posted on 05/27/2007 6:18:36 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Silly

Actually the “followup” video is the first video which was taped before the one posted at the top of the thread. Therefore that “followup” video actually happened first.


19 posted on 05/27/2007 6:19:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Gidget and Bridget fidget with a midget.


20 posted on 05/27/2007 6:21:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Is this for real?

If so, I like that the cops tried to get him a job.

And the part where the little guy tries to break the handcuffs...lmao!

21 posted on 05/27/2007 6:24:36 PM PDT by andyssister ( Accio July 21!)
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To: andyssister

Its for real. An episode of COPS.


22 posted on 05/27/2007 6:27:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: cripplecreek

I’ve had a glass of wine after working in the garden all day long. PLEASE don’t make me say that ten times fast, LOL! :)


23 posted on 05/27/2007 6:27:59 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: andyssister

I once wrote “Trustee at Jackson County Jail” in the past work experience section of a job application but I didn’t show up in handcuffs.

I got the job BTW and went on to become foreman.


24 posted on 05/27/2007 6:28:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: PJ-Comix

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!


25 posted on 05/27/2007 7:04:14 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: MrEdd
I felt sorry for him, and for his life

He was just having a little fun.

26 posted on 05/27/2007 8:16:02 PM PDT by llevrok (Illegal Immigration? We are a nation of laws - not scofflaws.)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
With all the police brutality stories that show up on FR and elsewhere, it's nice to be reminded that there are cops who go out of their way to help people.

And yes, the clip is funny.


27 posted on 05/27/2007 9:09:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: PJ-Comix
Reminds me of an old Redd Foxx joke.

Never fight a midget. They ain’t but so tall, and midgets bite.

28 posted on 05/27/2007 9:25:17 PM PDT by gracie1 (Why can't I pay my visa with my mastercard?)
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To: PJ-Comix
"When midgets attack, there is NO defense against them."

Shin guards and a good protective cup...

29 posted on 05/27/2007 9:29:59 PM PDT by endthematrix (a globalized and integrated world - which is coming, one way or the other. - Hillary)
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To: PJ-Comix
When midgets attack, there is NO defense against them.

Do you realize how FEW people have survived midget attacks and can say that?

30 posted on 05/27/2007 9:31:53 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Dumpster Baby; PJ-Comix; KoRn; llevrok; gracie1
The Midget Super Cop

This little guy means buisness.funny commercial

31 posted on 05/27/2007 9:36:28 PM PDT by endthematrix (a globalized and integrated world - which is coming, one way or the other. - Hillary)
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To: PJ-Comix; Slings and Arrows; All
Short People

32 posted on 05/27/2007 9:41:35 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: endthematrix

LOL!!


33 posted on 05/27/2007 9:43:50 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Little People,

Big Crime

34 posted on 05/27/2007 9:44:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; PJ-Comix

35 posted on 05/27/2007 11:05:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: humblegunner; pax_et_bonum; TheMom; Eaker

Midget ping.


36 posted on 05/28/2007 12:26:35 AM PDT by Allegra (Socks.)
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To: Allegra; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom

You do know that gunner has a midget locked up in his blue shed don’t you?


37 posted on 05/28/2007 1:01:47 AM PDT by eastforker (.308 SOCOM 16, hottest brand going.2350 FPS muzzle..M.. velocity)
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To: eastforker
You do know that gunner has a midget locked up in his blue shed don’t you?

Yep. I pinged him because his midget might know the midget in this story. These midgets have a very sophisticated communications system.

38 posted on 05/28/2007 1:24:43 AM PDT by Allegra (Socks.)
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To: Allegra
These midgets have a very sophisticated communications system.

They use shortwave radio.

39 posted on 05/28/2007 1:28:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Huh, and all this time I thought they used micro-wave.


40 posted on 05/28/2007 1:32:23 AM PDT by eastforker (.308 SOCOM 16, hottest brand going.2350 FPS muzzle..M.. velocity)
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To: PJ-Comix
Midget Pit Bull Rider
41 posted on 05/28/2007 1:46:12 AM PDT by kanawa (Don't go where you're looking, look where you're going.)
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To: eastforker
They also have their own programming language.
42 posted on 05/28/2007 1:51:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: PJ-Comix; Silly
Disturbung ...but fear not ... I've booked him with Ali...


43 posted on 05/28/2007 5:12:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (If all the cars in the USA were placed end to end, it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WHEN MIDGETS ATTACK!

Coming this fall to

44 posted on 05/28/2007 2:18:46 PM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


45 posted on 05/29/2007 8:25:48 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: PJ-Comix
When a midget beats up on you, there is nothing you can do...

That would make one hell of a tagline! And that has to be the funniest thing I have ever read!

I really admire your resolve and control. You were the bigger man, in every way.

So why did Ed the Midget get so angry at you?

46 posted on 05/30/2007 6:56:47 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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