Emergency detention plan: 'This way to the ZOT!'

World Net Daily ^ | 05-30-2007

[cposnarkey]

Houston-based KBR was awarded an initial $385 million contract in January 2006 for one year, with four one-year options extended into 2007. KBR held a previous emergency detention contract with ICE from 2000 to 2005.

ICE spokeswoman Jamie Zuieback told Corsi the primary intent of the contract was to build temporary detention facilities that could be used in the event of a mass migration crisis, but she confirmed the facilities could be employed in national emergencies, including natural disasters.

[editor-surveyor]

"You might want to consider the source: World Nut Daily."

You ought to consider a brain transplant.

(I hear that a dead sloth with an organ donor card was picked up this morning...)

[caver]

OK...............

[editor-surveyor]

"This isn’t your first rodeo here is it?"

Was he "cposharkey" reincarnated?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Having alot of business headaches right now. Toughest time in years. At least I have you and other FReeper friends to forget the troubles of the world, even for a few minutes : )

[Monkey Face]

You always have me, Sweetie...the other FReepers are here when their schedules permit, but with few exceptions, I’m here all day.

I’m sorry you’re having a tough time with your business. Some days, life is just not fair!

{{{{{SJB}}}}}

[ears_to_hear]

Funny they think they could round up citizens but not illegals.. says alot

[Tax-chick]

Penguins aren’t going to make it here this time of year. They’d better stay on the other side of the vortex.

[Monkey Face]

Well, you can believe me when I say I’m going to give transformers a wide berth, since they seem to be the portals to Another World...

[Not A Snowbird]

I’ll see what I can find... pretty penguins!

(Goodness, who scoops out their litter box...?)

[Tax-chick]

Nobody - that’s why they smell so awful. Well, that and the diet of fish!

[Aloysius88]

As spokes-freeper for the Penguin Lord I will pass along your message. As far as I have been informed the “Penguins Past the Portal” have nothing in the works re: dimensional migration.

[Tax-chick]

Whew! The smell of penguins (after three weeks of high temps and no rain) would be unimaginable.

[Aloysius88]

Please, my stomach is queasy from an overheated car ride home. The thought of fragrant fish-eaters standing in puddles of .... Er excuse me. (races off)

[HKMk23]

When I moved into my new apartment, there was a switch on the wall that didn’t control anything. Every time I walked by I’d flick it on and off. After I’d been there a few weeks, I got a letter from a woman in East Germany saying, “Cut it out!”

— Steven Wright

[NicknamedBob]

"Well, you can believe me when I say I’m going to give transformers a wide berth, since they seem to be the portals to Another World... "

As well you should. They can indeed be portals to another world, especially the "high voltage transformers."

If you don't believe me, ask the squirrels.

[Aloysius88]

Thanks for the laugh.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I W U V you!

[Aloysius88]

I once saw a squirrel achieve dimensional transfer as he capered across one of them doo-dads. He was gone just like that, in a flash of lightning, and in his place was a smoky black lump that must have been transported in from the other dimension. I’ve heard that is how it works. Something goes one way and something goes the other and everything comes out even. It has something to do with conservation laws.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LMBO!!

[Monkey Face]

Would those be the same squirrels who commit suicide by jumping between the spokes on moving bicycles?