Give 'Til It Hurts [RNC Phone Solicitation Guidelines]

iowahawk ^ | 06/01/2007 | David Burge

[de meanr]

If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 3.

3. How about half of your 2006 donation? Every little bit helps when it comes to reigniting the Republican revolution!

If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 4.

4. How about five bucks? That will at least cover postage and processing costs.

If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 5.

5. Can I ask you why you have chosen not to contribute this year?

If respondent answers "Immigration," go to 6a; if "taxes" or "spending," go to 6b; if "bungled war on terror," go to 6c.

6a. I understand that many in the Republican base are concerned with immigration. If you are concerned about border security, rest assured that ...

[de meanr]

Kind of funny, even though the RNC just fired all it's phone solicitors.

[NonValueAdded]

6a reality: Rest assured that the base is mad as hell.

[papasmurf]

Where is the option for "all of the above"?

:O)

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America. Together. Again Fred Thompson/JC Watts in '08

[de meanr]

Yes, I’m well aware, NonValueAdded. I’m one of the based that’s mad as hell.

Have to have a laugh once in a while, though.

[de meanr]

I think this was only a draft copy.

[rolling_stone]

I got called today and it was a hard sell they know how we feel. Whether they do anything about it remains to be seen. I had a hard time getting the guy off the phone and even had to request my previous donations back because they were fraudulenty obtained. Tha did work to kill the begging...

[de meanr]

I glanced through your Fred! one-liners. Great Stuff!

Do you have this one:

Fred Thompson has chunks of guys just like McCain in his stool.

[de meanr]

The RNC just recently fired their phone solicitation employees.

Sounds like they’ve hired a telemarketing Co. to work on a percentage basis.

That was a pretty good line “...had to request my previous donations back because they were fraudulenty obtained.”

LOL

[papasmurf]

Gee, no one ever mentions my dogs. LOL

I think I'll have to change my tag line.

:O)

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[kingu]

The RNC can get money from me again once they figure out what they’re campaigning for, and present even a vague plan to put it into place. Because the other guy sucks is the liberal fundraising plan, and I’m sick of it.

[TChad]

The comprehensive immigration bill also provides $800,000 for gates on the Oklahoma fence to insure a constant supply of immigrants to do the jobs that Americans, and formerly hard-working Z-visa Americans, won't do.

I read the words, and I hear them being spoken in Trent Lott's voice.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I’ve found that pressing the off button ends the call instantly.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

LOL!!

>> 8. Two words: Nancy Pelosi. You at least have to admit we’re somewhat better than Nancy Pelosi.

If “yes,” return to 1a; if “go **** yourself,” go to 9

9. If I actually did **** myself, would that help you reconsider giving a donation?

If “yes,” describe ****ing self and return to 1a; if “no,” go to 10

10. All right then. Thank you for your time.

Hang up; turn in resignation<<

[de meanr]

I read through your list of Fred Thompson one-liners. Some of them were hilarious!

Cute dogs, too. Mine used to fight over a tennis ball. Not really fight. Just play-fight. miss ‘em.

First solo. Kewl. I’ve jumped from an airplane but never flown one.

[de meanr]

panhandle Dumas?

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

That’s the one that the original Ding Dong Daddy is from. I’m actually from Corpus Christi, but I like the song.

[papasmurf]

Did you see I put your one liner on?

Last October, I celebrated my 30 year annivesary of my first "Sport Parachute" jump. Coleman Barracks Sport Parachute Club, Mannheim, Ger. Wot-woot!

Thanks for coms on the dogs. If I didn't know better, I'd swear these two were from the same litter. LOL

:O)

P America. Together. Again Fred Thompson/JC Watts in '08

[stephenjohnbanker]

B U M P

[AirBorn]

When I look at the Current condition of the RNC and especially the Large GROWTH of sell-outs & RINO’s and the LACK of dealing with them buy the GOP Leadership— the LACK of discipline or Unity in the GOP/RNC- I think of the Movie/play “1776”; where a lone soldier sings this song,
“..Is anybody there?? Does anybody Care??...”

I DO Know that at times we all must “ Make Lite “ of ourselves- but the Present Conservative system & lack of organization- at this CRUCIAL war 7 cultural point in AMERICA’s time & History- is nothing to laugh at.

Have a Great Day- I am “working” today cause I happen to be one of those “ useless Rich People-

DA

[Bernard]

When I look at the current condition of the RNC, my first inclination is to knock somebody on the top of the head and ask, “Hello, McFly! Is there anybody in there?”