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I've Been Skunked
self | June 03,2007 | swampsniper

Posted on 06/03/2007 9:09:02 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER

I live in the woods, not just the suburbs, LOL. Sitting here a few minutes ago, all Hell broke loose outside, followed by a plume of skunk fumes flowing from the AC unit. It is very quiet out there now, I assume the skunk won the fight. I might have to go next door and crash on my daughters couch, LOL.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: attack; skunk; stink
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1 posted on 06/03/2007 9:09:05 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

ugh I hate skunks. We had one around here last night and I had to close the windows. I shot one in the yard a few years ago, but we’re not allowed to do that anymore.


2 posted on 06/03/2007 9:11:07 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

If you wind up having to clean something, try http://www.epinions.com/content_25136303748

Works exceptionally well.


3 posted on 06/03/2007 9:12:29 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Offendo ergo sum)
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To: darkangel82
"I shot one in the yard a few years ago, but we’re not allowed to do that anymore."

I've also made that mistake. I was only using a 20 gauge at 30 yards so it didn't die right away. lol

4 posted on 06/03/2007 9:13:11 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: KoRn

I just popped it with a .17, and that was it.


5 posted on 06/03/2007 9:14:30 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Now, I am reminded of the Mythbusters episode where they explored remedies for skunk stink.

One of the worst odors on Earth.
6 posted on 06/03/2007 9:14:36 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
I live in the NJ suburbs, and every night around 12:30, a slight skunk smell wafts through my heating or AC system.

I guess my skunk's a nightshift commuter, I just try to remember not to open my sidedoor around that time.

7 posted on 06/03/2007 9:15:36 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Sherman Logan

It’s clearing out pretty fast. Actually, I prefer skunk to stale urine in a phone booth, LOL. I don’t know what the skunk tangled with, out here it could be anything. Probably a coon or a feral cat. Whatever it was it regrets the moment, I’m sure.


8 posted on 06/03/2007 9:18:18 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I was camping many years ago and while we sat around the fire at night a skunk walked into my tent. I had to stay up all night waiting for it to leave. I’ve never been camping since!


9 posted on 06/03/2007 9:18:45 PM PDT by RDTF (R.I.P. Blue Angel LCDR Kevin Davis)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Sorry to hear that.

10 posted on 06/03/2007 9:19:49 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Fester Chugabrew

When I hunted a lot I put skunk musk on my boots, I got used to it but got strange looks from the tourists. Skunk smells better than fox pee, anyway.


11 posted on 06/03/2007 9:24:32 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I didn't do it.

12 posted on 06/03/2007 9:24:42 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( Spelling long words makes my head hurt.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Use your instinked, sniper


13 posted on 06/03/2007 9:25:56 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
The skunk always wins the fight, unless it's with an automobile.

14 posted on 06/03/2007 9:26:32 PM PDT by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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To: Army Air Corps

I’ve always found skunk odor, when not too strong, to be not entirely unpleasant.

Of course, a direct hit or near miss is so overpowering that it’s more like a punch in the face than an odor.


15 posted on 06/03/2007 9:27:07 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Offendo ergo sum)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Well, I’ve always smelt so bad a skunk never bothered me in the least. I could use Essence of Skunk Oil for an after shave and few would notice a difference. Still, the olfactories will do what they do, and if it requires a good night’s stay somewhere else, so be it!


16 posted on 06/03/2007 9:28:04 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: stainlessbanner

For the time being I will stay inside and leave the damn thing alone. It is already upset enough, LOL. My old tomcat still has the hair on his back standing up, no way will I let him go out.


17 posted on 06/03/2007 9:29:13 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: William Terrell

As the car approaches, the skunk turns its back, raises its tail and does a little dance.

When faced with this signal, every animal in North America immediately decides it has urgent business elsewhere, but for some reason it doesn’t work on cars. :)


18 posted on 06/03/2007 9:29:21 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Offendo ergo sum)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Maybe you should try soap and water.


19 posted on 06/03/2007 9:30:08 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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When we were building our house out here in the boonies we lived in a trailer. Our dog was skunked in the middle of the night, and decided the best place to be was under the trailer!!! I woke up and just *knew* the place was on fire. It took me a while to figure out what happened.


20 posted on 06/03/2007 9:30:11 PM PDT by Grammy ("Ms Pelosi is a very difficult person to embarrass." Fred Thompson, 4/11/07)
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