Posted on 06/04/2007 10:19:23 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
I’ve got beavers in my pond on the front lawn, but I’ll be damned if I’ll shoot myself in the groin to get rid of them.
He was THIS close to being that rarest of rarities: A living Darwin Award winner.
The Varmint-Cong lives!
Shot himself in the bollix with a .22??? How embarrassing!
Some folk should never be allowed within 20 feet of a live firearm, and I do not care what your Second Amendment rights say about that.
Some folk are just too plain pig ignorant and irresponsible to own and bear arms. They are a danger to themselves and others, and an embarrassment to everybody else.
I hope the authorities swooped down and confiscated all of his firearms and ammunition on health and safety grounds as soon as he was admitted to hospital. For the public good. Crikey!
Has Michael Moore been publicly ID’d as the shooter yet?
A living Darwin Award winner."
Oxymoron
Not an oxymoron. A Darwin Award winner must have removed his/her self from the gene pool through stupidity. This usually, but not always, entails death. Someone who survives his stupidity but is unable to reproduce as a result of said stupidity is still eligible.
P.S. Classic example: http://www.namibian.com.na/2004/July/national/0453617880.html
However, shooting oneself in the groin does not necessarily render them sterile.
Stupid - YES... sterile... ?
;-)
OH MY!!!
That’s a Darwin Award Winner right there.
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