Posted on 06/14/2007 7:19:27 AM PDT by Millee
The Washington State Patrol said a Seattle man and woman were pulled over for driving under the influence of alcohol but not under the influence of clothing.
Trooper Jeff Merrill said a 19-year-old man, who was driving the car, was cited for being under the influence of alcohol and embracing while driving, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Thursday.
The 20-year-old female passenger was cited for possession of alcohol after the trooper spotted her trying to place a wine bottle on the floor of the vehicle.
Merrill said the incident occurred early Friday on Interstate 90, near the intersection with Interstate 405. He said the SUV was spotted driving erratically by the trooper.
"There were some acts of physical intimacy going on in the vehicle that were best saved for not driving down the freeway," Merrill told the Seattle Times.
"We harp on the fact that being impaired is so dangerous, but being distracted is equally as dangerous. I can't think of anything more distracting than this."
LOL - I guess not.
Never quite got to doing all three at the same time.
Drunk, nude, and in an erratically driving SUV, no less. Hope they weren’t talking on their cellphones...
Road Job!
Anyone happen to know where Al Gore was when this was going on?
I found the hardest part is to keep your eyes open the entire time. Some people have a tendency to close their eyes at a particular momment.
I had a lady friend, in my sinnin days who wanted to be totally naked when about to have an orgasm. This was very risky in a moving car when the car next to you is a van or truck.
While I developed a habit of driving with one hand on the wheel, I look back on it fondly, but wonder if the risk was worth it.
Is a law against “embracing while driving” actually on the books in the Great Northwest??
Isn’t there a shuttle bus taking certain folks from the airport to the hotel this weekend?
Yup. It was.
“If this truck’s a weaving, don’t come a peeking.” (Sorry, can’t make it rhyme).
Designated driver.
Holding hands can be hazardous to your health.
Millee, shouldn’t this be in Braking News?
Maybe it should take a sudden turn to the Smoky Back Room!
OK out of the vehicle and put your hands on the hood!
I was very bwave & posted under News yesterday, I ain’t pushing my luck again! ;op
Hehehehehe... SOOOOO many jokes, so little time...
Were they wearing seat belts?
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