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HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

Posted on 06/20/2007 9:56:47 PM PDT by vigilante2

 

----   HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

      1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

      2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

      3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

      4. Then analyze the situation:

      a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting

         Department.

      b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

      c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put

         them in Engineering.

      d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put

         them in Planning.

      e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in

         Operations.

      f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

      g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in

         Information Technology.

      h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

      i.. If they say they have tried different combinations, they

         are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in

        Sales.

      j. If they have already left for the day, put them in

         Management.

      k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in

         Strategic Planning.

      l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick

         has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top

         Management

      m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in

         such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in

         Congress.

 


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: lol

1 posted on 06/20/2007 9:56:49 PM PDT by vigilante2
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2 posted on 06/20/2007 10:11:43 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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LOL. With that, I will go to bed now with a smile on this old face. Thank you.


3 posted on 06/20/2007 10:57:27 PM PDT by Paperdoll ( Vote for Duncan Hunter in the Primaries for America's sake!)
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