50 Ways To Support Your Democrat
The problem is the Republicans plan don't you see
The answer is easy if you take it illogically
They'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to support your Democrat
It really is their habit to help out and intrude
Furthermore, their message must not be lost or misconstrued
They'll repeat themself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to support your Democrat
Fifty ways to support your Democrat
You just slip them the cash, Jack
Agree with their new plan, Stan
Buy into their ploy, Roy
Because nothing is free
You gotta be a wuss, Gus
You aren't allowed to discuss much
Just get on your knees, Lee
Because nothing is free
Ooo You just slip them the cash, Jack
Agree with their new plan, Stan
Buy into their ploy, Roy
Because nothing is free
You gotta be a wuss, Gus
You aren't allowed to discuss much
Just get on your knees, Lee
Because nothing is free
It delights them so to see us all in such pain
They only wish there was something they could do to take the reigns
So they poll and they pander and they will glady explain
About the fifty ways
Democrats tell you what you want to hear tonight
I believe someday soon you'll begin to see the light
And when they shout and they holler you'll realize they are right
There must be fifty ways to support your Democrat
Fifty ways to support your Democrat
You just slip them the cash, Jack
Agree with their new plan, Stan
Buy into their ploy, Roy
Because nothing is free
You gotta be a wuss, Gus
You aren't allowed to discuss much
Just get on your knees, Lee
Because nothing is free
You just slip them the cash, Jack
Agree with their new plan, Stan
Buy into their ploy, Roy
Because nothing is free
You gotta be a wuss, Gus
You aren't allowed to discuss much
Just get on your knees, Lee
Because nothing is free
Curious there's no picture of the folks in the audience.
All I see is a total of 8 in one picture, all behind the stage.
