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MORFORD: Thank God You Are Not Karl Rove
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 8/17/7
| Mark Morford
Posted on 08/17/2007 8:02:07 AM PDT by SmithL
You have many things for which you can be deeply grateful. Here is one of the biggest:
Yep, you've done some horrible things in your life. Embarrassing things. Stupid. Mean. Violent, even. Eaten dirt. Smacked a baby. Kicked a kitten. Stomped some flowers. Stole. Lied. Cheated. Beat up a tree. Spit instead of swallowed. Drank bad wine. Voted Republican. Shared a needle. Promised to call and then didn't. You know, the usual.
But maybe some of these things now make you cringe and recoil and slump down a little lower in your chair when you think about them, because, well, maybe you've developed something resembling a conscience over the years, or maybe you've even gone so far as to consider the possibility of karma, of cosmic consequence, of the dire effects of wallowing for far too much of your life in all that goopy, stupid low vibration we sometimes call war or hate or religious dogma or the Olsen twins.
Yes, perhaps you can now admit you've wasted far too much of your time simmering like bad meat in a gloomy stew of illness and ugliness and ignorance and now maybe, just maybe, you're trying to evolve to a point where you can step back and look over it all with a bit of wisdom, sly perspective, a big healthy healing sigh.
Whew. It is, as they say, a hell of a lot to process. It is, after all, one hell of a messy life.
But then, something happens. . . .
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dncbrownshirts; dnctalkingpoints; getrove; morford; morfordite; rove; rymb; sanfranciscovalues; stalinisttactics
Morfordite Alert!`nuf said
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:02:08 AM PDT
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Actually I thank God I am not Mark Morford. I would like to be Karl Rove. He is about to become very very rich. Wait until the screaming lunatics like Morford see the book deal Rove will get.
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:05:51 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
("Todays (military's) task is three dimensional chess in the dark". General Rick Lynch in Baghdad)
To: SmithL
3
posted on
08/17/2007 8:06:02 AM PDT
by
ontap
(Just another backstabbing conservative)
To: SmithL
I’d rather be Karl Rove that Mark Morford any day of the week.
4
posted on
08/17/2007 8:06:12 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: SmithL
Cool move Rove!!!!.......
5
posted on
08/17/2007 8:06:58 AM PDT
by
GitmoSailor
(AZ Cold War Vet===Fairness Doctrine for TV First!!!!!.....I'Am With Fred)
To: SmithL
The worst part about being Morford is there’s something up your butt all the time.
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:07:40 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
To: SmithL
Eaten dirt. Spit instead of swallowed. Shared a needle. Interesting details of Morfords private life.
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:07:56 AM PDT
by
SolidWood
To: SmithL
.....Spit instead of swallowed........Shared a needle......The base depravity of this person shows me that Satan utterly rules his life. He is living in Hell right now. I sincerely will pray for him.
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:09:21 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
To: SmithL
Morford is a dreadful writer, who substitutes liberal dogma for original ideas. What he lacks in creativity he attempts makes up for in enthusiasm.
9
posted on
08/17/2007 8:11:54 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: ontap
Pay Attention!
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:13:15 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: SmithL
“beat up a tree”, you have got to be kidding me. this is why this country is screwed. we have people, apparently a lot of them who think like this.
I miss my country. sadly, it is no more.
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:16:12 AM PDT
by
tm61
To: SmithL
Morfordite Alert! does not = barf alert
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:20:27 AM PDT
by
ontap
(Just another backstabbing conservative)
To: tm61
“I miss my country. sadly, it is no more.”
After seeing this piece on Ms. Morford you can see why I am happy not to be back in the USA now.
Morford, the typical DU moron.
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:24:22 AM PDT
by
AlexW
(Reporting from Bratislava, Slovakia. Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
To: SmithL
YIKES~!!! and the responses to the article are equally alarming.
I can’t believe people this stupid are allowed to vote
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:32:18 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: SmithL
The bumper sticker “Liberalism is a mental disorder” clearly applies to this sick, twisted, angry person.
Is there a more warped “journalist” in America than this clown, with his hate-filled rantings?
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:33:53 AM PDT
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: MNJohnnie
Will the book deal be as lucrative as a gig working for ABC News like happened with Clinton staffer George Stephanopolis?
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:56:03 AM PDT
by
weegee
(NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
To: SmithL
Morford is a poster boy for the new Democratic Party - a man consumed by hatred and arrogance.
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posted on
08/17/2007 4:58:29 PM PDT
by
Steve_Seattle
("Above all, shake your bum at Burton.")
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