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I guess Scientology can't fix everything.
1 posted on 08/23/2007 4:25:57 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

It’s not snoring. It’s channeling the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard.


2 posted on 08/23/2007 4:27:01 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Is the lion burning?")
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To: InvisibleChurch

Bad Wafians.


3 posted on 08/23/2007 4:27:48 AM PDT by 50sDad (Angels on asteroids are abducting crop circles!)
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Go Navy, Beat Army!


4 posted on 08/23/2007 4:28:38 AM PDT by battlegearboat (Driving Miss Danny Glover)
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In the end, she designed the room of her dreams, a very feminine room painted in pastel colours, with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals. It's a perfect fit, and Katie is fine with it."

Does anybody else find it odd that an adult woman would decorate her room with a small carousel and many stuffed animals? That's not feminine... that's child-like.

5 posted on 08/23/2007 4:35:04 AM PDT by gridlock (You’ll never grow old with Hillary-Care!)
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When I envision my own private bedroom sanctuary, surely a small carousel and stuffed animals come to mind.

????


6 posted on 08/23/2007 4:35:26 AM PDT by jnygrl (A big mouth coupled with a small mind is a dangerous combination)
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...with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals.

Very mature

7 posted on 08/23/2007 4:36:21 AM PDT by YellowRoseofTx
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I find it odd that a Ninth Level Operating Thetan who can levitate and read minds is incapable of curing his own snoring.
8 posted on 08/23/2007 4:38:01 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that so many self-proclaimed "Constitutionalists" know so little about the Constitution?)
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Tom Cruise is gay.


11 posted on 08/23/2007 4:41:21 AM PDT by TopoGigio
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If ever there was a post that needed a barf alert . . .


13 posted on 08/23/2007 4:42:00 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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They can afford the best doctors in the world ... I can tell him for free ... he probably has sleep apnea.


15 posted on 08/23/2007 4:43:40 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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Bizarre!

Maybe Tom is light in the loafers.

20 posted on 08/23/2007 4:47:16 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (We must beat the Democrats or the country will be ruined! - Lincoln)
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The couple, who married in Italy last year, have master bedrooms in separate wings so Katie can get her "beauty sleep".

I could see where Tom's parade of male visitors to his bedroom might put a dent in her "beauty sleep".

21 posted on 08/23/2007 4:48:43 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG (Apparently my former party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
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Da schnorer.
24 posted on 08/23/2007 4:56:03 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Shouldn't this be in Breaking News?
25 posted on 08/23/2007 4:58:02 AM PDT by blam (Secure the border and enforce the law)
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>>"It's a situation that works for both of them. Of course they spend time together alone at night like most married couples - after all, they conceived Suri! <<

Well she conceived anyway, how she did it is the question.

26 posted on 08/23/2007 4:58:59 AM PDT by Smittie
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Tom sleeps in a soundproof dungeon awaiting the Mothership.

Sign on the door reads: “No Skinny, Stupid chicks Allowed”

27 posted on 08/23/2007 4:59:52 AM PDT by wolfcreek (2 bad Tyranny, Treachery and Treason never take a vacation...)
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Let me get a post in here to help show the world what Free Republic has become.


30 posted on 08/23/2007 5:02:09 AM PDT by Crawdad (I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.)
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Who cares?

If Katie is dumb enough to stay with this nutjob, what they do in their own home is THEIR business!!


32 posted on 08/23/2007 5:05:22 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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after all, they conceived Suri!


Suri's DADDY,

Suri's MOMMY

36 posted on 08/23/2007 5:25:17 AM PDT by Surtur (Free Trade is NOT Fair Trade unless both economies are equivalent.)
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Cruise and Holmes sleep in separate rooms because the actor snores so loudly...

Well, now my life is complete and I can go on living without wondering about this anymore. Gee, any updates on LiLo? Paris? Nicole Riche? I guess I'll have to tune in to Oprah today.
/extreme s

37 posted on 08/23/2007 5:26:04 AM PDT by Obadiah (Nothing says, "Get off my lawn" like the inscription of a claymore - THIS SIDE TOWARDS THE ENEMY.)
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