That is NOT the original headline is it???
A definite Darwin Award nominee.
One eyed snake or two?
Matt Drudge was just talking about the importance of a good headline.
Trouser snake kills Cambodian man... real headline...
Lol!
Oh, boy. Talk about ways in which you don’t want to go...
I guess it’s hard to keep your mind clean when you live a city named “Bangkok.”
I’m waiting for some pics here folks. Come on!
“but as he continued carousing the enraged snake”
Oh lawd I lol’d.
I live in Cambodia and we’ve talked many of time about creating the “Cambodia Darwin Awards”.
NAME: Expecteria Trouserius” (Trouser Snake).
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resultingin an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an incurable disease and consequent death.
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED
TORNIQUE: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
MILKING THE SNAKE:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, withthe thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
CONCLUSION
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.
Uh what’s that old saying? Don’t bite the leg that might.......anyone like to fill in for me?
We need a “hold mah beer” ping list :)
Methinks I have seen it all, and then some.....
>>>>Memo To Self:
If one of my drinking partners ever starts taking off his pants while mumbling something about catching a snake, it’s time to leave the party.