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Lobbyist Says Squirrel Had Him At "Hello"
The Hill ^ | 10/3/07 | Betsy Rothstein

Posted on 10/03/2007 6:56:24 AM PDT by steve-b

In what may go down as the strangest news in ITK history, last week a 60-year-old registered lobbyist insisted that a squirrel said "hello" to him on Capitol Hill. The lobbyist, who would not allow us to use his name for fear of losing clients, represents a chemical company, Clariant.....

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lobbyist; squirrel

1 posted on 10/03/2007 6:56:28 AM PDT by steve-b
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He should stop sampling his company’s products


2 posted on 10/03/2007 6:57:50 AM PDT by PapaBear3625
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CIA operator under deep cover?


3 posted on 10/03/2007 6:58:06 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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4 posted on 10/03/2007 7:00:29 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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Hokey smoke!


5 posted on 10/03/2007 7:04:02 AM PDT by kenth
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He obviously met Dennis Kucinich!


6 posted on 10/03/2007 7:07:50 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1863081/posts

Hmmm... and Ahmadiwhatever was here recently, too.

hmmm...


7 posted on 10/03/2007 7:09:40 AM PDT by kenth
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8 posted on 10/03/2007 7:16:10 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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9 posted on 10/03/2007 7:17:39 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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i had one talk to me once. he said “don’t shoot me, i won’t tastes good.”

he lied.


10 posted on 10/03/2007 7:48:47 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders- don't re-elect them!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-_qUlsGrw


11 posted on 10/03/2007 8:18:54 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
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?

12 posted on 10/03/2007 10:40:08 AM PDT by llevrok (Born a ham and never cured.)
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I grade lobbyists “On the Curve”, they are all nut cases, so on the same scale he is just closer to the bottom of nutville!


13 posted on 10/03/2007 11:26:53 AM PDT by JUMPIN JEHOSPOHAT ("I am not young enough to know everything" - Oscar Wilde)
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