Your pings, along with each and every keystroke you have made since purchasing your computer are all part of your PERMANENT RECORD, which is kept by Sister Mary Moses of The Burning Bush (All Lit Up) SSND.
She is the chair of the PERMANENT RECORD Committee, which includes Sister Mary of the Steel Ruler, SSND, Sister Mary Immaculata of The Holy Tree of Jerusalem, SSND, Father Howard Feeley, CSC, and Sister Mary Elephant, C&C, UIS.
Petitions for changes to or deletions from your PERMANENT RECORD may be submitted to the above, accompanied by notarized proof of your completion of three Novenas and five continuous hours of meditative penance in front of a Monstrance.
By the way, your FR User ID has been added to the PERMANENT RECORD Ping List, from which deletions are not possible.
I need some room in my sock drawer.
From 99, and you don’t know?
*harrumph*
You have to return your PC to the maker. They will trans-ship it to Chinese experts who will clear out the innards and then return it. |
Oh, no you don't! You just started a classic thread and we're not gonna let you out of it. See the other guy I pinged on this one, Arthur McGowan? Ask him.