[SmoothTalker]

I bet this is literally the first time this has ever happened. A cow onto a minivan from a cliff.

[DeFault User]

Eat Mor Chikin!

[Disambiguator]

Too bad the cow didn’t fall on an SUV.

/liberal enviro moonbat sarc

[ARE SOLE]

[Larry Lucido]

He and his wife are in the area from Westland, Mich., near Detroit

You okay, buddy? :-)

[geopyg]

“Charles Everson, Jr. and his wife Linda escaped injury.”

Yeah - but what about the cow?

I think that glo Bull Warming is getting so bad he threw himself off the cliff to get into the cold river water but instead hit the road.

[Trueblackman]

Maybe the cow was hellbent on stopping the mini-van from increasing CO2 and took it out, this cow should be hailed as an Environmental Hero for killing two birds with one stone. Killing the van and itself as a carbon offset.

[ErnBatavia]

Good thing they’d gone to church....

[Liberty Valance]

[Hydroshock]

A new definition of ground beef.

[paul51]

wonder if the cow was pushed

[exit82]

Gives new meaning to the term “cow flop”.

Guess the cow said to his friend,” Hold my milk and watch this..”

[austinaero]

Aw come-on,,aren’t there enough threads about Hillary already??
he-he

[Vaquero]

[PurpleMan]

Headline: “Cattle Futures Falling”

[Larry Lucido]

The husband, a week earlier: “Okay, now I need this to look like an accident....”

[CT-Freeper]

They were on Highway 150 headed back to their hotel after attending a church service

It's all God's fault!! If they hadn't been forced to go to church, this wouldn't have happened! /sarcastic liberal mode off

[Steelerfan]

Must have been fun explaining that one to the insurance company.

[andy58-in-nh]

I’d have thought that it would have been the Jersey Turnpike.

[wastedyears]

Falling cows?

[Moonman62]

It’s worth it to have a great story to tell at parties the rest of your life.