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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^
| 3-28-08
Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest
BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: perverts; picnic; sex
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To: kingattax
WTH? Was it a 'public' picnic table or 'private'? How much was the table charging? I hope he used protection.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:14:33 PM PDT
by
BGHater
($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
To: Migraine
Imagine the time this guy would have at the Jersey shore boardwalk..........
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:14:43 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: joebuck
Well, maybe he had a few beers first!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:14:55 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
To: kingattax
Will the table get a book deal?
To: kingattax
Prison scene:
"Yew gotcha a purdy mouth. What're ya in fer, boy?"
"Having sex with a picnic table."
"Git away fum me, pervert!"
To: joebuck
Hope he doesn`t do this again (knock on wood)
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:15:26 PM PDT
by
Harold Shea
( Operation Chaos,way to go Rush)
To: stevio
Victims are not named, let alone pictured!!!!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:15:39 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
To: kingattax
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Kind of turned the tables on himself, with that...
Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Is that corruption of a minor?
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:15:39 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: kingattax
Policeman:
Sir, would you like to explain yourself here?
Man
Oh wood I, wood I...
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:16:14 PM PDT
by
Nachum
To: NoGrayZone
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:16:41 PM PDT
by
stevio
(Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
To: Old Sarge
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:16:43 PM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: kingattax
It is difficult to determine “guilty” or “not guilty” without a photo of the picnic table.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:16:45 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Drew68
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:17:40 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
To: OSHA
This is gonna be up on youporn in no time.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:17:49 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
To: Rocky
The world is stranger than fiction.
___________________________________
If it was below freezing the quote might be, “the world is stranger than friction.”
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:18:15 PM PDT
by
Steamburg
(Your wallet speaks the only language most politicians understand.)
To: joebuck
I have it on good authority that that picnic table was a ho anyway.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:18:19 PM PDT
by
brwnsuga
(Proud, Black, Sexy Conservative!!!)
To: windcliff; raven92876
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:18:28 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: kingattax
I don't think you can have sex "with" a table. Against the table, yes...perhaps use it for stimulation, yes...but not "with".
It puts a whole new spin on the "tin roof rusted" statement!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:18:50 PM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
To: kingattax
Looks like the powers that be are set to table that motion.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:19:05 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(New Europe, John Benedict Arnold McCain's bridge to 07/03/1776. Not even our past is safe.)
To: kingattax
Hmm, I am starting to get it. Large tops, wide seats, sturdy legs. Its all making sense now. /s
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:19:07 PM PDT
by
dforest
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