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Caption Hillary & Elton John

Posted on 04/09/2008 8:12:30 PM PDT by swampdweller

Elton John performed at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton on Wednesday night at Radio City Music Hall in New York. They raised more than $2.5 million and sold over 5,000 tickets.

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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: caption; elton; hillary; john

1 posted on 04/09/2008 8:12:30 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller

I can’t.


2 posted on 04/09/2008 8:13:15 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: weegee; redstates4ever; Old Sarge; Lucky9teen; Siberian-psycho

caption this ping


3 posted on 04/09/2008 8:14:05 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller; callisto; Darksheare
UNGH!!!

4 posted on 04/09/2008 8:14:58 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: swampdweller

What a scam. If she drops out she gets to keep all the money right? Right?


5 posted on 04/09/2008 8:16:41 PM PDT by proudpapa (May God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: swampdweller

Hillary: "I'm the Queen here."

6 posted on 04/09/2008 8:18:26 PM PDT by Huntress (“When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”--Tuco)
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To: swampdweller

When I clicked on this thread, the fund raiser showed the “IMAGINE NO LIBERALS” screen. VERY appropriate for Elton.


7 posted on 04/09/2008 8:18:34 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: swampdweller

Which one has the “wide load” sticker, and which one’s wearing the “pass”/ “don’t pass” one.


8 posted on 04/09/2008 8:19:27 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: swampdweller
Ala Carnak........Name a fag, a hag and a dirtbag.


9 posted on 04/09/2008 8:19:59 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: Huntress
"I'm the only queen here"

ROTFLOL!!!!

10 posted on 04/09/2008 8:20:47 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: Huntress

Brown Dirt Cowboy greets cattle futures queen.


11 posted on 04/09/2008 8:22:39 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Carbon is the fourth most abundant element on the planet.)
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To: Huntress

In honor of Hillary!, Elton performed “Cankle in the Wind.”


12 posted on 04/09/2008 8:23:12 PM PDT by JennysCool (They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

NUMBER 9! Excellent. Rhyming always makes me laugh...especially that one!


13 posted on 04/09/2008 8:23:42 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I may be wrong, but doesn’t it look like Bill is ... um... hung to the right... and Hillary is... um Nope, I just can’t say it.


14 posted on 04/09/2008 8:24:04 PM PDT by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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To: swampdweller

Bennie and the Jerks.


15 posted on 04/09/2008 8:24:53 PM PDT by FUMETTI (Barack Obama's supporters are mindless sheep)
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To: FUMETTI

“Bennie and the Jerks.”

Sweet.


16 posted on 04/09/2008 8:28:34 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: swampdweller

I heard that Elton John was going to go on the road with the remaining members of the Doors to sing “Back Door Man”.


17 posted on 04/09/2008 8:30:07 PM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Did he get that jacket from the crew of the Sally Jessie Raphael Show?


18 posted on 04/09/2008 8:31:24 PM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: weegee

I see Bill is giving Elton the clap......


19 posted on 04/09/2008 8:35:33 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: weegee
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20 posted on 04/09/2008 8:35:46 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller

PANTSUIT IN THE WIND
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"

Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."

And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.

21 posted on 04/09/2008 9:42:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: proudpapa

last I heard, her campaign is $20M in the hole (about 20% of what she and Slick made since leaving the White House). And you can bet THEY have no intention of paying down that debt.


22 posted on 04/09/2008 9:44:47 PM PDT by EDINVA (Proud American for 23,062 days.... and counting!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

HAH! Pantsuits are just funny. (Has she ever wore a dress since becoming first lady?)


23 posted on 04/09/2008 9:53:21 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller

“Hip Elton John meets the Queen of (big) hips.”


24 posted on 04/09/2008 10:31:14 PM PDT by pankot
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To: Charles Henrickson

You need to go on tour. Seriously. ;)


25 posted on 04/09/2008 11:29:54 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (McCain "conservatives" = hardcore liberals who nonetheless appreciate the occasional tax cut.)
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To: swampdweller

Audience member watching the spectacle - about to hurl.

26 posted on 04/10/2008 4:35:31 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: FUMETTI

Excellent!


27 posted on 04/10/2008 5:25:49 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: swampdweller

Second picture: Two queens and a joker.


28 posted on 04/10/2008 5:34:03 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Queen Elton: "I see the b**** is back!"

29 posted on 04/10/2008 8:16:45 AM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: swampdweller
It makes me happy to know that the fat little faggot who wears clown clothes hates the USA so much.

It means we must be doing something right.

30 posted on 04/10/2008 9:44:28 AM PDT by libs_kma (The land of the free, because of the brave)
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To: swampdweller
Elton to Hillary: "Is that a pistol in your shoulder holster, or are you just glad to see me?"

You have to really have been one of EJs fans to get this reference...

31 posted on 04/10/2008 11:44:14 AM PDT by Theresawithanh (McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
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To: b4its2late

Alice Cooper: Welcome To My Nightmare


32 posted on 04/10/2008 11:45:43 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Sis, boom, bah.


33 posted on 04/10/2008 11:46:33 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: JennysCool

ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious


34 posted on 04/10/2008 12:55:16 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: swampdweller

From right to left: Big Man In A Little Suit, Big Woman In A Big Suit and Little Man in a Big Suit
35 posted on 04/10/2008 12:58:56 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: weegee

You win! LOL


36 posted on 04/10/2008 1:31:02 PM PDT by Nea Wood (I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

You win.


37 posted on 04/10/2008 1:32:28 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Hungry people make poor shoppers)
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To: swampdweller

Thankfully for leg watchers, not since Lewinskygate. I may as well stare at a couple of Roman columns.


38 posted on 04/10/2008 7:33:57 PM PDT by FUMETTI (Barack Obama's supporters are mindless sheep)
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To: swampdweller

Now, which one’s which? I can’t tell.


39 posted on 04/10/2008 7:52:19 PM PDT by rabidralph (Hillary is the MSM's Bimbo Eruption.)
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To: rabidralph
Now, which one’s which? I can’t tell.

The one with the wide hind end is... wait... that won't help. Okay, the one you can't stand listening to is.... nevermind... that won't help either. Eeny Meeny Miny Moe...

40 posted on 04/10/2008 8:02:59 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller

LOL! They both have the same tailor.


41 posted on 04/10/2008 8:09:59 PM PDT by rabidralph (Hillary is the MSM's Bimbo Eruption.)
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To: rabidralph

And the same hair stylist.


42 posted on 04/10/2008 8:20:18 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller
Honey can I borrow your pant suit? We must wear the same size, dear.
43 posted on 04/10/2008 8:38:31 PM PDT by harpo11 (Tired of Clintons.Tired of this Campaign. Get it on dems & boot the Old Hag Clinton out)
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To: harpo11

Hah! The spirit of your comments hit it dead on. They look like they are saying just that!


44 posted on 04/10/2008 9:59:31 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller
LOL!!! They do look like twin twisted sisters.

Rocky hugs Rocket Man.

45 posted on 04/11/2008 12:04:44 PM PDT by harpo11 (Tired of Clintons.Tired of this Campaign. Get it on dems & boot the Old Hag Clinton out)
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