Posted on 04/18/2008 8:47:15 AM PDT by najida
Well I've never understood how anyone with an IQ above double digits could stand either.
Why drag the Mormons into this?
Hey!
Look at
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2003465/posts
Has he been around the wrong girls?
It’s humor!
Actually, yes. Always have. But it has nothing to do with “sense of humor”, which has nothing to do with attracting the other sex, regardless of what people say.
Yeah, right.
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
Well I have to say that after receiving a multitude of marriage proposals in my life, I chose my hubby because he made me laugh more than any other man.
So to each her own.
Maybe it depends on what benefits the ex has at home. I have an ex I am friends with. It's obvious he's only interested in his wife. She's beautiful.
Maybe it depends on what benefits the ex has at home. I have an ex I am friends with. It's obvious he's only interested in his wife. She's beautiful.
I liked it.
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I suppose.
Quondo omni fluncus moratari!
I’m glad someone does. I’m feeling unloved this morning.
I was asked recently by my ex-fiancee for some groceries. She’s decided to pick up a crack cocaine habit at the age of 42. She made this decision when she got back together with her ex... a man who has been in prison most of his life, and who is a crackhead himself.
She went from a responsible, sweet, beautiful Girl Scout Mom to a person who’s car is about to be repossessed, who’s house is about to be forfeited, who is unemployed and unemployable.
So I went over there, and the stuff I saw: The house is TRASHED. It looks like a crackhouse. They have no power. Theres trash all ovet the floor and they clearly haven’t washed their clothes for a while. Karen has bruises all over her and Ray has DEEP bitemarks from Karen defending herself. She was high when I went over there. I went in to talk to them for a while.
There is no Karen there. None at all. She has become an animal. I called her relatives and told them what’s going on. I did so to protect the 13 year old daughter.
Believe me...he’s a zero.
Lighten up, Frances.
Dude, are you so blind as to see th irony on what you have posted?
On the “Guy’s List” thread, you came on a berated all the “clucky old hens” as you called them, for posting their counter-posts on a humorous thread.
Then, not 10 minutes later, you started clucking about an exact oppisite thread!
You were really whipped at one time, weren’t you......
As many women will tell you,
the man that makes them laugh will always be their first choice.
Totally disagree.
What ever happened to being polite and courteous?
I have a HS ex that I’ve been friends with for dang,
(counting on fingers and toes) 35 years now?
He adores his wife, she and I get along fine.
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