Lighten up, Frances.
Posted on 04/18/2008 8:47:15 AM PDT by najida
Rules that Girls Wish Guys Knew
1. Asking a girl on Friday for a date on Saturday is completely unacceptable. Keyword: Planning
2. Shave every day. One day's growth of facial hair is worse than a girl not shaving her legs for a week.
3. We may be emotional beings, but do not lie to squirm your way out of trouble. We are not as gullible as you think.
4. Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.
5. We really don't find it attractive when you stand there stratching yourself in the morning, afternoon or night- please do it in private.
6. Don't do it, if you're not going to follow-thru. A woman would rather not have sex at all, than to have it and miss the climax by a mile because you weren't up for the challenge.
7. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.
8. Ask for directions
9. If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do it. Don't expect us to wait around.
10. Professional Wrestling and Soap Opera's are the same story lines, just different costumes. So don't make fun of us for being hooked on Y&R when you are hooked on RAW.
11. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say- Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.
12. Get rid of your holey underwear.
13. If you can ogle so can we!
14. One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room.
15. Couch Potato is not a sport, so don't try to be an All-star at it!
16. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
17. If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Gray's Anatomy.
18. If you say you are going to do something, then just do it. Don't sit around thinking of creative excuses why you couldn't get to it.
19. We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you like one.
20. Wendy's is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
21. We have other friends of the male gender, so leave your jealousy at the door!
22. If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from you, then don't complain when everything is in frilly flowers, and pink motif.
23. When wearing a dress shirt, wear an undershirt underneath. Nothing worse than seeing a man's hairy chest and nipples through his shirt. (PINK PINK PINK)
24. Hey, we CAN be friends with our ex's- so deal with it!
25. We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends, but in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want to cuddle.
Well I've never understood how anyone with an IQ above double digits could stand either.
Why drag the Mormons into this?
Hey!
Look at
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2003465/posts
Has he been around the wrong girls?
It’s humor!
Actually, yes. Always have. But it has nothing to do with “sense of humor”, which has nothing to do with attracting the other sex, regardless of what people say.
Yeah, right.
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
Well I have to say that after receiving a multitude of marriage proposals in my life, I chose my hubby because he made me laugh more than any other man.
So to each her own.
Maybe it depends on what benefits the ex has at home. I have an ex I am friends with. It's obvious he's only interested in his wife. She's beautiful.
Maybe it depends on what benefits the ex has at home. I have an ex I am friends with. It's obvious he's only interested in his wife. She's beautiful.
I liked it.
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I suppose.
Quondo omni fluncus moratari!
I’m glad someone does. I’m feeling unloved this morning.
I was asked recently by my ex-fiancee for some groceries. She’s decided to pick up a crack cocaine habit at the age of 42. She made this decision when she got back together with her ex... a man who has been in prison most of his life, and who is a crackhead himself.
She went from a responsible, sweet, beautiful Girl Scout Mom to a person who’s car is about to be repossessed, who’s house is about to be forfeited, who is unemployed and unemployable.
So I went over there, and the stuff I saw: The house is TRASHED. It looks like a crackhouse. They have no power. Theres trash all ovet the floor and they clearly haven’t washed their clothes for a while. Karen has bruises all over her and Ray has DEEP bitemarks from Karen defending herself. She was high when I went over there. I went in to talk to them for a while.
There is no Karen there. None at all. She has become an animal. I called her relatives and told them what’s going on. I did so to protect the 13 year old daughter.
Believe me...he’s a zero.
Lighten up, Frances.
Dude, are you so blind as to see th irony on what you have posted?
On the “Guy’s List” thread, you came on a berated all the “clucky old hens” as you called them, for posting their counter-posts on a humorous thread.
Then, not 10 minutes later, you started clucking about an exact oppisite thread!
You were really whipped at one time, weren’t you......
As many women will tell you,
the man that makes them laugh will always be their first choice.
Totally disagree.
What ever happened to being polite and courteous?
I have a HS ex that I’ve been friends with for dang,
(counting on fingers and toes) 35 years now?
He adores his wife, she and I get along fine.
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