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To: Clint N. Suhks
What about weiner dogs?


8 posted on 04/28/2008 1:11:49 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta
They are kind of hard to train in my experience.

But they sure are cute tho...

16 posted on 04/28/2008 1:14:58 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (In small-town Pennsylvania, bitter ignorant anti-immigrant rednecks cling to guns & religion...BO)
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To: Lizavetta
What about weiner dogs?

Put mine on the 10 Stubbornest Breeds list.

-PJ

26 posted on 04/28/2008 1:19:21 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: Lizavetta

They have to be the cutest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


47 posted on 04/28/2008 1:28:32 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: Lizavetta
I've owned Bullmastiff’s, Labs, Dachshunds,Schnauzers & Mutts.One of my Labs was as dumb as a box of rocks & the smartest was my Bullmastiff female by a hair over my Doxie & Schnauzer females.Males are like perpetual teenage boys driven by food & hormones which overpowers any brain function they may have.
69 posted on 04/28/2008 1:38:09 PM PDT by Apercu ("A man's character is his fate" - Heraclitus)
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To: Lizavetta

Vee vill make you give me snausages....


83 posted on 04/28/2008 1:43:57 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Lizavetta

“What about weiner dogs?”

Don’t despair: the dachshund, wiener dog, or `Teckel’, wins “Grouchiest Canine” award.
Why?
You’d be grouchy too if you spent all day dragging your junk on the sidewalk.


96 posted on 04/28/2008 1:54:26 PM PDT by tumblindice (Gott in himmel, dat smarts!)
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To: Lizavetta
What about weiner dogs?

From an interview with a German Shepherd: "They're good with ketsup and mustard......"

102 posted on 04/28/2008 1:59:18 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Who plugged the hole in the ozone layer?)
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To: Lizavetta
I love Dachshunds too!

Smart of dumb. I don't care. They're adorable and fun.

139 posted on 04/28/2008 2:41:20 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Lizavetta

#1 Hungriest


278 posted on 05/01/2008 6:24:11 PM PDT by Honeybunch ("Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." ~Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Lizavetta

I’ve only owned one Dachshund in my entire life. I’m almost 60 and had no use at all for them in the past and they did not much like me.

The female miniature part longhair Doxie I own now hated me as only a dachshund can. Took me a month and a half to become buddies with her.

She’s been with me for over two years. She is THE smartest dog I have ever owned and I have owned many dogs. Some of them were very smart, she has topped them.

Once she got over her hatred of me it was like she was trying to make it up to me for all that barking. Oh yes, she is spoiled but she has spoiled me in return. She’s spoiled but does not act it.

If i were to go by a dog intelligence guide I once had, according to it she would rate as being somewhat stupid. If my wife looks at her and says “Are you hungry” she licks her lips to answer yes. If I say that phrase she won’t respond, but if I say “Truck ride!” within seconds you will hear the scrambling of little toenails on the tile. If the wife says that she will not respond.

She knows our habits and personalities better than we do and adapts accordingly. There have been times she responded appropriately to whole sentences that had none of the keywords. To be honest I believe those occurances to be just accidents but there are times I am not so sure about that conclusion.

Before her my wife and I had sworn we would never own another dog. This dog belonged to my neighbor. They got into a divorce, the man moved out, and two weeks later she got it in her little head that I was going to be her new owner. That’s just how it turned out too.


288 posted on 06/05/2011 8:47:32 AM PDT by thundercloud47
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