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18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have
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| May 20, 2008
| Steve Calechman
Posted on 05/20/2008 9:37:30 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: piytar
“8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.”
What the F? How about hockey and bow hunting?
What “H” mo wrote this?
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:55:20 PM PDT
by
Keith Brown
(Among the other evils being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised Machiavelli.)
To: RinaseaofDs
I believe you mean a murse (man-purse)
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:55:34 PM PDT
by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
(sure has a pretty mouth.soooo-weee. soooo-weeee. soooo-weee.)
To: Daffynition
That’s quite spiffy, you should email the author of this article, he’d probably find it fabulous.
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:56:20 PM PDT
by
allmost
To: Daffynition
2. A witty e-mail signature.Does the Pledge of Allegiance count?
9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic.
I almost never carry cash. Why? Because I worked as a bank teller for eleven months, and I have processed overnight cash deposits from a gentleman's club.
That said, carrying a business card might be a good idea. Buying a Sunday paper, especially if it's The New York Times or The Washington Post, is usually a bad idea.
14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything.
Not guilty!
By the way, a grown man should never sport an Obama or Hillary bumper sticker on his car.
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:56:39 PM PDT
by
rabscuttle385
(During the Middle Ages, rats spread bubonic plague. Today, Rats spread the socialist plague.)
To: Daffynition
>>The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else’s lines reminds people that you haven’t the wit to write your own.<<
Too old.
Now it’s Talladega Nights!
“Hakuna Matata, B!tches!”
That makes me hot...
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:56:45 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(I am Ironmom. (but really made from Gold plated titanium))
To: piytar
Naw, that won't count and as long as you are not carrying lip gloss or hair gel in there along with the 9 mm you are AOK
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:57:31 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: Daffynition
Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your ownI'm still gonna say, "A man's gotta know his limitations", "That's a high price to pay for being stylish", "In all this excitement, I've kinda lost track, too", "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?", "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', son"; stuff like that.
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posted on
05/20/2008 9:59:22 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great...(until it happens to YOU).)
To: RinaseaofDs
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:00:16 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(born conservative...I chose to be a republican)
To: Daffynition
A grown man should avoid speaking like a 20-year-old. It doesn’t make you cool, it makes you stupid.
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:01:20 PM PDT
by
444Flyer
(Marriage=One man+One woman! Vote to amend the State Constitution in California this November.)
To: Daffynition
A grown man shouldn’t have one of those miniature Brinks trucks like the Scion or that other POS.
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:04:33 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great...(until it happens to YOU).)
To: Daffynition
A woman any less than 3/4 his own age.
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:05:31 PM PDT
by
gost2
To: Daffynition
All guys KNOW THE GUY CODE!! It’s stamped in our DNA. There is no discussion necessary. !!!!!
These 18 no brainer’s must be the metro sexual progressive bendover version of the unstamped.
To: Daffynition
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:09:31 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great...(until it happens to YOU).)
To: Keith Brown
Some MSN fruit, probably.
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:11:07 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: Migraine
But what if it's glued on man?
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:11:13 PM PDT
by
allmost
To: Petronski
Ding Ding Ding!
You win the thread!
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:13:11 PM PDT
by
Uriah_lost
(Do you have your "bug out" plan ready?)
To: Daffynition
8. Only applies to most men not all. There are real men who actually are olympic athletes.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I believe you mean a murse (man-purse)...It's a European carry-all!
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:17:36 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Scripture & Tradition must be accepted & honored w/equal sentiments of devotion & reverence. CCC 82)
To: Billthedrill
“I disagree about item (1). When boys fight the loser ends up with a black eye. When men fight both parties get hurt. When men really fight it’s with weapons and it’s for keeps. That’s why it isn’t a good idea. Only a lazy and degenerate society needs to re-learn this lesson.”
Excellent points and so true.
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:20:30 PM PDT
by
dljordan
To: Daffynition
A hairdresser.
Piercings.
A tight bathing suit.
Bald spot and a pony tail at the same time.
How about... a girlfriend with her own brand of urinal stickers!
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posted on
05/20/2008 10:24:48 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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