18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have

MSN ^ | May 20, 2008 | Steve Calechman

[R. Scott]

17. Drinking glasses with logos.

My highball glasses have "Jack Daniel's" and "Frank Bobo."

[djf]

A stupid ass list telling him what it takes to be a man?

Just guessin.

[panthermom]

Manicures and pedicures.

[Rebelbase]

“What other things should grown men be avoiding? “

Shallow women.

[NeoCaveman]

A woman any less than 3/4 his own age.

I just ran that calculation, and got a passing grade.

[CodeToad]

“A gun-less man drawer.”

Nice comeback!

[bvw]

I had an empty passport for years, yet traveled somewhat. Lazy customs, I guess. I was so happy when finally a customs guy stamped it! And then the passport expired. Back to an empty book. >sigh<

A also have logo mugs -- I get them at Goodwill. They last a year or two and are great for microwave tea and soup. Usually fire company anniversary, some colleges. My favorite was a New York Yacht Club mug -- it sure looked like it was hand-blown glass, which I lost in a nine-ball game.

[wtc911]

A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk

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I got my last black-eye playing nude beach volley ball.

[Vinnie]

1. Colored dress shirt w/ a white collar.

2. hand or face cream

3.sandals

4.Speedos

[andy58-in-nh]

Idiotically glib lists from internet poofters.

Right on!

As I read through the list I detected the faint odor of male skin care products and the image of tassel loafers. Very light tassel loafers, if you get my drift.

[OKSooner]

"Let's Hear It: What other things should grown men be avoiding? "

1) AIDS

2) Meddling in-laws.

3) Fake friends.

[chrisser]

Let's Hear It: What other things should grown men be avoiding?

Sandals...with socks...in public.

Flip flops anytime except at a beach or locker room

Short sleeve or half sleeve shirts under a suit jacket or sport coat.

Dress shirts worn without an undershirt.

Any jewelry other than a watch, wedding band, or superbowl ring.

[allmendream]

A fixed pet is a good idea. I am not “outsourcing” my masculinity to my dog. He is a goofy chocolate lab anyway. And my “butch” dog is a Bull Mastiff bitch, and I don't want her dripping blood everywhere and driving all the local dogs crazy.

Plenty of puppies out there. Spay or neuter your pets.

[Little Ray]

Lists like this?

[vikzilla]

a sports jersey with another mans name on it.

[far sider]

At least they didn’t list “a comic book collection.”

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Was this list written by a woman?

Sheesh. How metro.

[Afronaut]

Pink shirts-nothing screams out “I’m Gay or sexually confused like a pink shirt. Don’t give me that “its OK now BS”.

Always ask that guy in your office if they bought their pink shirt at Victoria's Secret. And remind them that it is Barbie's favorite color also...

[andy58-in-nh]

10 things a grown man should have:

1. A real car - A full-sized sedan, SUV, or Truck. Never a hybrid or a subcompact.

2. The collected written works of at least one of the following: Robert Service, Winston Churchill, Tom Clancy, or P.J. O'Rourke.

3. The following DVD/Videos: The Deer Hunter, The Godfather 1 & 2 (#3 does not count), High Plains Drifter, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, Animal House, Young Frankenstein.

4. A well-stocked bar and the knowledge of how to make a decent martini.

5. A 1911 .45ACP pistol. He should know how to take it down, clean it, keep it properly lubricated and practice shooting at least once a month.

6. At least one 12-gauge shotgun and one rifle of any of the following cals.: .30-06, .30-30, .308, 7.62mm, 5.56mm.

7. A full-sized gas barbeque grill and the understanding of how to properly prepare and cook raw meat of every variety.

8. At least one real baseball cap - not the cheap adjustable variety, but an official hat of correct size.

9. A black (not brown) leather jacket - not of the overpriced gay desginer variety, but simple, functional, well-made, and dependable.

10. A well-stocked workshop with both metal and woodworking tools, full screwdriver and wrench sets of all commons types, a variety of knives and hardware, including screws, bolts, nuts, grommets, anchors, and pins. Also: at least 1 can of WD-40 is mandatory.

[Dick Vomer]

Well "Chocolate Thunder" and I will go open a beer up when I find my keys and start putting other things on the list...............like

Pony Tails

Wearing Rock Concert T-shirts when going to a concert.

skipping

flip flops in public

hmmmmmm.........