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Flying penis disrupts rally (Russia)
Yahoo! News (UK & Ireland) ^ | Wednesday, May 21 03:27 pm

Posted on 05/23/2008 8:22:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A political rally has been broken up in Russia by a remote-controlled flying penis.

Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov was addressing supporters when it was released.

The former chess champion managed to keep a fairly straight face in front of 500 Kremlin critics.

Eventually a security guard swatted the obscene helicopter device out of the air.

It was reportedly set off by pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists.

(Excerpt) Read more at uk.news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

They’ve been testy lately with Jim Rob out


21 posted on 05/23/2008 8:31:37 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
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To: CholeraJoe

Not to worry, it’s a drone.


22 posted on 05/23/2008 8:31:45 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

`Voo-doo dick-ski’?!?


23 posted on 05/23/2008 8:31:47 AM PDT by tumblindice (desperately seeking Jack Twist...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Target acquired!


24 posted on 05/23/2008 8:32:01 AM PDT by airborne (LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
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To: airborne

Don’t swat me, bro!


25 posted on 05/23/2008 8:33:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; cjshapi; Xenalyte
Someone who does this at a formal exent, is a real a&&hole.

You might say he's "A Rectal @ Dis Function".

26 posted on 05/23/2008 8:33:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: airborne

HELLFIRE AWAY!


27 posted on 05/23/2008 8:33:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: sauropod

Home.


28 posted on 05/23/2008 8:34:42 AM PDT by sauropod (I'd rather be waterboarded than vote for Juan McCain)
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To: CougarGA7

LOL!!!!!!!


29 posted on 05/23/2008 8:34:58 AM PDT by avacado
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To: Lazamataz
Sounds like a cock-and-bull story.
30 posted on 05/23/2008 8:35:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: cripplecreek

I wear Bobbit Briefs to prevent a run in with one of those. They’re made of Kevlar.


31 posted on 05/23/2008 8:36:26 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.


32 posted on 05/23/2008 8:37:40 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Lazamataz

Now there’s something you don’t see every day!


33 posted on 05/23/2008 8:38:52 AM PDT by cjshapi (Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
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To: Slings and Arrows

True story.

I listen to KROQ, one of the rock stations in Los Angeles, on my commute, and one day as I was waiting at an intersection, that song was playing and what of all things should roll through the intersection just then? A Snap-on Tools truck.


34 posted on 05/23/2008 8:42:42 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Rightly Biased
They’ve been testy lately with Jim Rob out

Tell me about it, I posted an article on old fashioned waffles from Mary Jo's Kitchen in Oxford Ohio, an article on Sister Mary Jo the Catholic Nun who coaches volleyball in Chicago Heights, and the threads got pulled and I got suspended for over a day!

It's not like I was posting anything about Ted Kennedy, ya know?
35 posted on 05/23/2008 8:42:59 AM PDT by mkjessup
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To: avacado

Let’s just hope that craft doesn’t have a run in with an MI-24 ‘Hind’.


36 posted on 05/23/2008 8:43:14 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: RichInOC

:^D

You could also use that joke on the Jodie Foster thread.


37 posted on 05/23/2008 8:44:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I have the funniest flying penis joke and can't post it.

                                                                   

38 posted on 05/23/2008 8:46:09 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

Freepmail it to me then.


39 posted on 05/23/2008 8:47:02 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Lady Jag

Decorum must be maintained, young lady.

(Freepmail it to me?)


40 posted on 05/23/2008 8:47:45 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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