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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
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To: ThomasThomas

So...how do you hang a building from a rope so it can be painted?


2,001 posted on 08/31/2008 4:30:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

What size ? All the shoes in my closet are a foot long.


2,002 posted on 08/31/2008 4:30:37 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (There is a line fine between multi-tasking and attention deficit disorder and I)
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To: Monkey Face; Mycroft Holmes; Doomonyou; callisto; GregoTX; abigailsmybaby; KoRn; GrammaBear; ...
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2,003 posted on 08/31/2008 4:32:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: ThomasThomas

So are mine! Go figger!


2,004 posted on 08/31/2008 4:33:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: All
MOVE IMPENDING
All Hands Stand By!


2,005 posted on 08/31/2008 4:34:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: All
The movers are on the way.

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2,006 posted on 08/31/2008 4:35:56 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: sionnsar

Oops! Little sequencing problem in the weft engines...


2,007 posted on 08/31/2008 4:37:31 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: Monkey Face

That would make a good story but I don’t know. But my great uncle he took jobs most people would not do during the depression. Once he painted a church steeple while “he” the painter hung from a rope. Later he went work a merchant ships and worked his way up to captain. He became a harbor pilot in New York Harbor and ran a salvage barge in the harbor. As the story goes he ran away from home because the town he grew up in did not have a swimming pool. My grandfather while mayor of said town donated the land so the town could have a pool.


2,008 posted on 08/31/2008 4:40:27 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (There is a line fine between multi-tasking and attention deficit disorder and I)
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To: sionnsar

Gosh, it is that time, isn’t it! I was just telling Vlad, when I put him to bed, that this is the last night he’ll get to tell me about the student center on the August page of my Trinity alumni calendar and spell August for me. I wonder how many days it will take him to assimilate “September”? April, May, June, and July were easy; August took about a week!


2,009 posted on 08/31/2008 5:46:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick
"I wonder how many days it will take him to assimilate “September”? April, May, June, and July were easy; August took about a week!"

Just tell him that from now til the end of the year, all the months end in "ber". That's how we know that Winter is coming.

2,010 posted on 08/31/2008 6:16:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; Old Sarge

New freeper lore over here....(not a zot)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2072038/posts


2,011 posted on 09/01/2008 5:45:50 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: A.Hun

LOL!


2,012 posted on 09/01/2008 5:58:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!


2,013 posted on 09/01/2008 6:05:10 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: A.Hun

Good morning to you! I need to go dress the baby so we can go to an antique car show. Going to be a hot day here.


2,014 posted on 09/01/2008 6:06:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s dreary and raining here (that’s real good!).

Ya’ll have fun and be safe! I thought you might enjoy the chuckle.


2,015 posted on 09/01/2008 6:07:56 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: A.Hun

We had a storm last night. I’ll have to find some way to use “feek” today :-).


2,016 posted on 09/01/2008 6:09:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


2,017 posted on 09/01/2008 6:13:53 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: All

2,018 posted on 09/01/2008 10:17:46 AM PDT by rottndog (Government is a necessary evil, but as with all evils, the less of it the better.)
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