HOW THE ROCKS SIT BY THE OCEAN AND CATCH ALL THE FISH

Ever study the fishing industry? It's full of men who understand the tides, weather and the tiny minds of FISH, men who lower hooks, nets and traps every hour of the day. The famous CHASE MANHATTAN BANK, now JP. MORGAN CHASE is very like those fishermen only our lives are their SEA and EVERY TWENTY YEARS or so the ROCKFELLERS look out at their ocean, see all their boats and say, 'time for harvest.' How they harvest is they pull in their hooks, nets and lobster traps everywhere at once. THEY RAISE INTEREST rates SHARPLY. With any excuse. Any headline will appear to be a logical reason to justify it. They have their captain Bernanke or Greenspan to set the tides just right at the same moment that home prices soar and whammy. They redistribute the planet's wealth. Only it lands in their pockets. The best fishermen have the best tricks. One of the Rocks' tricks is to get a docile Captain Greenspan or Bernanke ---to give a nice rise and fall tidal movement to the surface of the water, to interest rates. Get a Nice rhythm or pulse there, Smooth low, smooth middle, but no peaks, just keep it medium, get people all relaxed. Now the ROCKS sit way on the side like cats of prey waiting for real estate to rise up into a BUBBLE: REALLY HIGH HOME cOSTS and they use this moment to relax interest rates. From the fish's point of view, the perfect opportunity for home ownership appears! High price and maybe getting higher it would appear and these glistening, low rates. From a fish's underwater position, this combination is appetite enhancing & works, every time. It gets all the fish everywhere to STRIKE at the BAIT! NIBBLE at those banks, and they get accepted! They can't believe it. They've got the bait in their mouth, they got the loans, they now Swallow the loan. THe idiots have all bitten down on this big fat posh home even though real estate prices are at this all time furious HIGH! Low rates make it look like cheap rent!

Fisherman sees he's got a lot of hookups, there are FISH on every gangion hook, in the traps, in the nets, by the trillion, All who bought with variable interest rates. THE FISHERMEN MAKE their MOVE! JERK THOSE NETS pull UP the lines, the traps. they ARE all FULL OF HOUSE-HUNGRY FAMILIES gasping for air as they were asleep, LYING AROUND KISSING THEIR WHITE WALL TO WALL CARPETS only they're all evicted. They lie flopping on the pier, suffocating, homeless screaming bloody murder. only fish can't scream. Of course the allegory doesn't hold because not ALL THE BIGGER FISH suffocate. THEY ARE THE BANKS and they were caught TOO. Oh yes, the BANKS are simply thought of as FISH ALSO and the banks FLOP the worst of all. "HOW COULD we HAVE BEEN SO DUMB?. Most all of them asphyxiate right there. but The ROCKS quickly wade out in this melee of flopping fishes & SELECT the rare species, the pleasing banks that appetize them, I'd pick that green LING COD, BARN DOOR HALIBUTS, EVERY KIND OF BASS. To the Rocks, some of the banks are like bonbons in a candy store. WAMU is a real peach. CUTE ads, free checking, GADZILLIONS of depositors. People adore it. Let's take that one!

They retrieve these few prime floppers and throw them some water so they can breathe and now they take these pretty fish home and create AN AQUARIUM around their catch which is LEFT ALIVE.

The style of bank fishing changes from decade to decade. Cuz if you kept doing the same stroke, obviously even the dumbest of fish would figure it out. Think back to THE S&LS which pulled in all the ARAB OIL money, the petrodollars back in the 70's & 80s. Of course they were AMERICAN DOLLARS as we'd bought the oil, but now they were Arab Dinars.

The ROCKS cast their nets out into SAUDI ARABIA, and all the little oil sheiks bit. The nets came in full. Then the ROCKS & a lot of TEXANS and COLORADANS who were all chums, the sons of the super rich FLOPPED THE BANKS OVER, and JUST blindly STOLE those petrodollars. When only l00k is insured and HAMID had fifty million or two billion in there, SOREEEEEEE doesn't mean much. The Juniors crashed the S&LS all deposits vaporized while the Arabs stared in horror. Please, Mr Oilman. This little BANK we told you about, we had no control you understand, it somehow WENT BROKE! Saudis are one generation from being nomads, like oil rich INDIANS. http://home.earthlink.net/~astrology/arab.html but they decided to do one thing, CREATE OPEC and get their blood back. Only this time it came out of OUR HIDES.

So watch for gentle tides, sweet weather, low interest rates coinciding with VERY HIGH HOUSING PRICES. DOn't be tempted to put your little boat out on the sea of home owning, in a little leaky boat patched together with variable rates cuz There are ROCKS OUT THERE! http://www.masterjules.net/fisheatfish.htm

1 posted on 09/27/2008 1:19:13 PM PDT by stargazer

Can I have a hit off your bong? Must be some great stuff.

2 posted on 09/27/2008 1:23:53 PM PDT by xjcsa (McWhatshisname-Palin 2008)

A bit less metaphor please.

3 posted on 09/27/2008 1:25:37 PM PDT by bitterdfwrepub

IBTZ

i see rabbits with pancakes

ozone smell

flash of light

burnt toast

goodbye

4 posted on 09/27/2008 1:25:39 PM PDT by kralcmot (my tagline died with Terri)

People who study the tides cannot predict tsunamis. People who monitor seismographs might, but the people who are close enough to the shore to notice that the water level is extraordinarily low should have the sense to refrain from gathering up beached fish and immediately head for high ground.

5 posted on 09/27/2008 1:26:10 PM PDT by dr_who

Nice rant, needs more CAPS.

6 posted on 09/27/2008 1:26:18 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)

I love the stuff about Illuminati and their demon handlers at the link. Kooksville.

7 posted on 09/27/2008 1:29:16 PM PDT by xjcsa (McWhatshisname-Palin 2008)

To: stargazer; dighton; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; jdm; Toddsterpatriot; 1035rep

WHY NOT drink the BONG WATER!?! CAPS ARE FREE!

8 posted on 09/27/2008 1:29:18 PM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)

10 years and this is his first post? LOL!

9 posted on 09/27/2008 1:31:25 PM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Let me apologize to begin with, let me apologize for what I'm about to say....)

So Long and Thanks for All The Fish!

10 posted on 09/27/2008 1:31:42 PM PDT by 1035rep

To: stargazer; Petronski; dighton; martin_fierro; jdm; Toddsterpatriot; 1035rep

THEY RAISE INTEREST rates SHARPLY. With any excuse

I got a 30-year fixed. You should have too.

11 posted on 09/27/2008 1:34:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido

WHY NOT drink the BONG WATER!?!

Or at least change it from time to time. As if we needed further proof that it does strange things to the brain :)

12 posted on 09/27/2008 1:35:00 PM PDT by 1035rep

Loosen the collar, man. Hurry!

13 posted on 09/27/2008 1:35:33 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (This is no time to go wobbly.)

Isn't that supposed to be "so long and tanks for all the fish?"

14 posted on 09/27/2008 1:37:10 PM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)

Nice rant, needs more CAPS.

How 'bout this:

15 posted on 09/27/2008 1:39:07 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (This is no time to go wobbly.)

The cat is standing on your shift key.

16 posted on 09/27/2008 1:40:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Senator McCain is right." ~ B. H. Obama)

To: Toddsterpatriot; darkwing104; Old Sarge

Sleeper poster,..............

sniff sniff

17 posted on 09/27/2008 1:40:23 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)

To: Larry Lucido

There you go! I’m with you. A down payment and fixed mortgages are the only way to go. Too bad everyone didn’t do it.

18 posted on 09/27/2008 1:41:16 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (November 5th, 2008. The "media" lied, America died.)

To do list:

1) Set up FR account.

2) Wait 10 years

3) Wreak havoc! Mwahahahaha!!!!

19 posted on 09/27/2008 1:44:18 PM PDT by Larry Lucido

Stay away from the brown acid. Stay away from the brown acid.

20 posted on 09/27/2008 1:44:45 PM PDT by McGruff

http://www.masterjules.net/

21 posted on 09/27/2008 1:47:09 PM PDT by Larry Lucido

To: stargazer; darkwing104; Old Sarge

22 posted on 09/27/2008 1:53:40 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)

To: 50mm; AFPhys; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; Allegra; Allosaurs_r_us; ...

///// #PPPPPPP

DTG 272155Z SEP 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: SNIFF

RE: POST 1

1. PERIMETER SENSORS ALERTED OF SUSPECTED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. EVIDENCE OF DEEP-COVER “SLEEPER TROLL” ASSOCIATED WITH THIS EVENT.

3. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL ONE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.).

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. WATCH NCOIC IS COORDINATING COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: STUNE-RALPH.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

23 posted on 09/27/2008 1:58:39 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Illic Haud Deus Est)

I bank at Chase. Does that make my a 33rd degree Masonic Overlord Reptilian Shapeshifter? Am I in charge of the chemtrails or Rex 84?

24 posted on 09/27/2008 2:02:38 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Barack Obama: In Error and arrogant -- he's errogant!)

ibtz at 1700 hours

25 posted on 09/27/2008 2:03:46 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))

Stargazer, I think that Kennell feller that hacked into Sarah’s email got your password...better check it out.

26 posted on 09/27/2008 2:05:19 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 ("I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve. ( DBM)

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades!

27 posted on 09/27/2008 2:06:10 PM PDT by Bobarian (Green: It's the new Red.)

Thanks for this post ~ I think we will have fish for dinner.

28 posted on 09/27/2008 2:09:02 PM PDT by TheMom (Hurricane Ike blew my tagline away.)

To: stargazer; Old Sarge; darkwing104

Ever study the fishing industry?

Speaking of the fishing industry...

The best fishermen have the best tricks.

Even the best tricks fail when you are up against the Mod up on high.

IBTZ

29 posted on 09/27/2008 2:10:08 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 (No to bailouts, no to amnesty, no to carbon credits, no to Big Government!)

Nice rant, needs more CAPS.

And more cowbell! ;-)

30 posted on 09/27/2008 2:14:14 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (Welcome PUMAs!)

To: bitterdfwrepub; stargazer

A bit less metaphor please.

Only if by metaphor you mean mindless drivel

31 posted on 09/27/2008 2:17:34 PM PDT by tx_eggman ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule" - Mencken)

To: bitterdfwrepub

In plain English it would not make as much sense.

32 posted on 09/27/2008 2:24:59 PM PDT by arthurus (Old age and guile beats youth and enthusiasm.)

To: stargazer; 50mm; AFPhys; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; Allegra; Allosaurs_r_us; ..

///// #PPPPPPP

DTG 272325Z SEP 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

PRIORITY F L A S H

SUBJ: FRAGO 1 TO SNIFF

RE 1: POST 1
RE 2: POST 23

1. WATCH NCOIC DECLARED CODE VICTOR-KILO AND LEVEL ONE S.N.I.F.F. IN RE. 2, IAW RE. 1 ABOVE.

2. FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER HAS ISSUED THE FOLLOWING: “ARCHIVED POSTS HAVE BEEN AFFECTED BY RECENT NETWORK ISSUES. SUBJECT RE. 1 IFF HAS BEEN RE-EVALUATED FRIENDLY”.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO STAND DOWN FROM ZOTCON AND READINESS POSTURE AND RETURN TO ROUTINE WATCH LEVELS THIS OCCASION. CURRENT WEAPONS STATUS: TIGHT. WATCH NCOIC IS MAINTAINING COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER. WILL ADVISE AS EVENTS WARRANT.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: SPORK-WEASEL.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

33 posted on 09/27/2008 2:36:33 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Illic Haud Deus Est)

34 posted on 09/27/2008 2:38:54 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)

Lol. Dontcha know it’s “the Joooooooossssss”? Secretly, Morgan and Rockefeller are MasonsCatholicJewishBrits!!!!

35 posted on 09/27/2008 2:39:19 PM PDT by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually." (Hendrix))

36 posted on 09/27/2008 2:43:46 PM PDT by wireman

So Long and Thanks for All The Fish!

Me? I wish it were donuts. I don't like fish. ;Op

37 posted on 09/27/2008 2:50:13 PM PDT by yankeedame ("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")

To: Larry Lucido

38 posted on 09/27/2008 2:51:06 PM PDT by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)

Darn! I thought the challenge/password was STUNE/BEEBER!

39 posted on 09/27/2008 2:57:07 PM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)

This almost made sense to me. I think I need a drink.

40 posted on 09/27/2008 3:16:42 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)

I had a feeling a zotting was in order......

41 posted on 09/27/2008 3:16:57 PM PDT by Viking2002 (A man who never quits is never defeated.)

What a coincidence. I'm smoking a fatty this weekend too. Mine's made of Italian sausage and will be filled with a thick tomato sauce, pepperoni and cheese. I'll be putting it in the smoker tomorrow around noon. I'm making some ABT's to go with it.

They're going along with the Italian theme too.

42 posted on 09/27/2008 3:17:01 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)

To: Larry Lucido

You made me laugh so loud I woke up the cat. I just managed to get her off my lap 30 minutes ago. Now she’s back.

43 posted on 09/27/2008 3:18:20 PM PDT by muggs

Looks like this one just needs a cold shower.

44 posted on 09/27/2008 3:20:18 PM PDT by Viking2002 (A man who never quits is never defeated.)

45 posted on 09/27/2008 3:37:50 PM PDT by vox_freedom (G K Chesterton: "If there were no God, there would be no atheists.")

You signed up in 1998 just to post this now?

46 posted on 09/27/2008 3:41:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)

“Can I have a hit off your bong? Must be some great stuff.”

Kind of poetical wasn’t it?

47 posted on 09/27/2008 3:42:41 PM PDT by dljordan

stargazer

Since Sep 25, 1998

********************

Heh.

Welcome to Free Republic!

48 posted on 09/27/2008 3:44:21 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

To: SandyInSeattle

“This almost made sense to me. I think I need a drink.”

ROTFLMPO

49 posted on 09/27/2008 4:13:36 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))

Somewhere along the line, I believe there was a way to create FR accounts with false start dates.

50 posted on 09/27/2008 4:15:34 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))

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