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Soccer player drowns in ritual swim
Yahoo! News ^ | 10/7/08 | Reuters

Posted on 10/08/2008 7:58:56 AM PDT by Tolkien

HARARE (Reuters) - A Zimbabwean soccer player drowned in a crocodile infested river during a ritual to cleanse his team of bad spirits before a match, a state newspaper said on Tuesday.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: badspirits; crocodile; soccer
Democrats are all about diversity. They should try this.
1 posted on 10/08/2008 7:58:56 AM PDT by Tolkien
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To: Tolkien

Recently there was a deadly riot at an African soccer match because one player was accused of casting spells on the other team. Those folks take their soccer and their witchcraft seriously.


2 posted on 10/08/2008 8:03:51 AM PDT by DemonDeac
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To: Tolkien

This gives an all new meaning to the phrase “taking one for the team”.


3 posted on 10/08/2008 8:05:03 AM PDT by CatOwner
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To: Tolkien

It wouldn’t surprise me if Obama came up with soemthing like this. He’s from Africa and is a Muslim.

“my MUSLIM faith”....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGdkqfBICw&feature=related


4 posted on 10/08/2008 8:06:22 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Tolkien

The ritual may have worked, he might have been a bad spirit. ;0)


5 posted on 10/08/2008 8:13:47 AM PDT by seemoAR
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To: Tolkien
during a ritual to cleanse his team of bad spirits

Maybe he was the bad spirit.

6 posted on 10/08/2008 8:14:40 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Tolkien

I wonder if bad spirits taste like chicken to crocs.


7 posted on 10/08/2008 8:17:04 AM PDT by WV Mountain Mama ("Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes its laws." - Mayer Rothschild)
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To: Tolkien

darwin award nominee?


8 posted on 10/08/2008 8:27:16 AM PDT by robomatik ((wine plug: renascentvineyards.com cabernet sauvignon, riesling, and merlot))
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I guess nobody told him it’s ok to use you hands swimming.


9 posted on 10/08/2008 8:30:27 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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