What a great day in America

MSM, various ^ | Nov 5, 2008 | NonValueAdded

[NonValueAdded]

Obama gonna pay my mortgage,
Obama gonna gas up my car, heck, Obama gonna wash my car,
Obama gonna do my kids' homework,
Obama gonna get my reparations,
Obama gonna cure my cancer,
Obama gonna make Christopher Reeve walk,
Obama gonna give me free healthcare,
Obama gonna increase my salary ...

[NonValueAdded]

assumption on your part. Perhaps it is making fun of the vast uneducated class preparing to eat our lunch. But I get your point. Not that anyone gives one whit about a conservative’s sensibilities these days. After all, only a racist would vote for Sarah and John.

[CanadianMusherinMI]

wow. so he is going to cure all the illness’ atop healing the oceans and our planet? miracles never cease!
does this mean i can buy a new luxury car, bigger house, flat panel tv, and rack up endless debt and obama will relieve me of my heavy burden too? yup, truly this is a great day!
all meant in good fun and sarcasm, but i admit the possibility's are endless, after all turn around is fair play, no? my taxes bailed out banks, ceo's, deadbeats, crack heads and paid his salary to vote present. dont be selfish now obama!!

[NonValueAdded]

Oceans! I forgot about the oceans. And glo-ball warming. You watch, Obama is going to stop the rise in temperature and freeze global warming right in its tracks. In fact, he has already done this in anticipation of his victory.

[NotADove]

Obama gonna buy my bling-bling
Obama gonna buy my SUV

[NonValueAdded]

And Obama is going to explain the sport of curling.

[mylife]

Gee. you think Øbama cant back his checks?

[woofie]

Where do I send my bills?

[mylife]

L0L! Welcome to my world

[tutstar]

America died

[NonValueAdded]

Oh, Obama can back his checks, he has the full force of the IRS and his new Civilian Brownshirt squad to be sure of that. The problem is that we the taxpayers can’t back those checks. But that’s OK, I’m not a millionaire so I don’t have to worry. Obama told me so. Well, one of his minions did drop the amount down into my range but he was only joking, right? Say it, Barack: That’s not the Bill Richardson that I knew.

[NonValueAdded]

yes, but you’re not getting with the program. That was Amerikkka that died, you see. The new deacon-elect of the National Cathedral told us this. I see 3 months of re-education camp in your future. Self-report for processing, please.

[HighlyOpinionated]

Khrushev told Nixon he would bury us. Little did we realize it would take until 2008 for him to do so.

That said . . . We Are Now The Minority . . . Can we get minority rights protection?

[mylife]

Its going lower than 120K.
It’s going to be 75K at the very least.

[NonValueAdded]

de nada ... too much reality in your tagline, BTW.

[M203M4]

Will all the dead be resurrected or just Chris Reeve?

Just Reeve. The federal government will reanimate his corpse using a signing statement, and Obama will increase funding for non-adult stem cell research by a trillion percent - Reeve's corpse will be raised to its feet and held aloft by Hope alone. A television camera will be used to get Reeve's corpse to move forward (via air from Biden's mouth).

[CanadianMusherinMI]

yup, and as you said he will make the dead rise and the lame walk. how miraculous! and they wont even be a drain on the socialized medical system. wonders all! ;)

[HighlyOpinionated]

You laugh about this, but my daughter was coming out of her polling place and a woman was saying to her friends that she wasn’t going to pay her mortgage or her car payment because Obama was going to pay them for her.

Honestly. She was white and she believed ObamaAchbar.

[NonValueAdded]

Minority rights protection, eh? Well, let me check the great ledger ... you know, Sandra Day O'Connor predicted this ... hmmm, looks like she got it wrong. Her idea was to set an expiration for affirmative action based on a projected date of old white guys achieving minority status at which point, shazam! equality before the bench once again becomes the law of the land.

Sorry, Obama will fix this and get back to you with a new expiration date, one much closer to the new reality. But I'd count on being SOL if I were you.

[DBCJR]

I don’t think my assumption was much of stretch. I am a conservative and agree that there is a remarkable double standard. We face it in every aspect of life. What sets us apart is a higher standard, of intelligence, values, morality, etc. We mave have lost a race. Let us not lose our standards

[dbreidenbach]

Direct quoting some of what has been said by the Obamabots isn’t racist. Not all of those quotes came from blacks. I’ve heard white people speaking that way (it must be their education).