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Vanity to end all Vanities
randomhero97

Posted on 11/05/2008 4:00:48 PM PST by randomhero97

Listen up. All of you whiners need to man up (or woman up) because in this battle we can't have anyone suffering from "shell shock."

Things are going to get bad, but we have to persevere and continue to fight the good fight.

I leave you guys with this:

"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of freedom, of liberty, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*


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1 posted on 11/05/2008 4:00:48 PM PST by randomhero97
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To: randomhero97
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
2 posted on 11/05/2008 4:02:35 PM PST by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: randomhero97

Sorry, I can’t seem to “woman up” just yet.
I’m still depressed.


3 posted on 11/05/2008 4:02:41 PM PST by kimchi lover (Joe the Plumber is my Homeboy!)
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To: randomhero97

Thank you....someone had to say it.


4 posted on 11/05/2008 4:02:41 PM PST by got_moab? (Joe the Plumber has a posse.)
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To: randomhero97

I will not rest until the bloodthirsty child killing left wingnut is out of office


5 posted on 11/05/2008 4:02:44 PM PST by realcleanguy
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To: randomhero97

Should I buy gold?


6 posted on 11/05/2008 4:03:22 PM PST by frogjerk (Welcome|Goodbye to|from Free|Fairness Doctrine Republic!)
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To: randomhero97
I leave you guys with this:

Cool, but source your quote......

7 posted on 11/05/2008 4:04:23 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Spreading manure around helps growth. Spreading wealth around creates manure)
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To: randomhero97
Hold the line, big boy...


8 posted on 11/05/2008 4:04:54 PM PST by TADSLOS (McCain Courted Socialism and Brought Us Marxism Instead)
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To: randomhero97

Thanks. The numbness is fading, but I needed that.


9 posted on 11/05/2008 4:05:21 PM PST by dixiebelle
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To: Hot Tabasco

Damn, forgot mention King Aragorn. Thanks.


10 posted on 11/05/2008 4:06:49 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: frogjerk

Yes, and buy me some too.


11 posted on 11/05/2008 4:07:36 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: TADSLOS

Lol, classic.


12 posted on 11/05/2008 4:08:26 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: randomhero97

Dude, Sauromon won. Lol.


13 posted on 11/05/2008 4:09:11 PM PST by The Iceman Cometh (America, You're F*cked!)
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To: randomhero97

Oh yeah. This is the spirit!! The Vanity to End All Vanities . . . :-D love it!


14 posted on 11/05/2008 4:12:39 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: randomhero97

I was hoping that after the election we could stop all the silly vanities.


15 posted on 11/05/2008 4:12:41 PM PST by org.whodat ( "the Whipped Dog Party" , what was formally the republicans.)
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To: frogjerk

Ditch gold buy lead


16 posted on 11/05/2008 4:12:44 PM PST by DYngbld (Aspire to inspire before you expire)
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To: randomhero97
We've been playing defense for the last 8 years. Now our oofense gets to take the field. I'll start.

The let's all just get along stratergy didn't work. Time for CHANGE.

17 posted on 11/05/2008 4:15:55 PM PST by McGruff (It took a Jimma Carta to give us a Ronald Reagan.)
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To: randomhero97

We’ll be OK. We survived eight years of Bill Clinton after all.


18 posted on 11/05/2008 4:16:08 PM PST by yooper (If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there......)
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To: The Iceman Cometh

It’s okay. That just means Return of the King hasn’t happened yet.


19 posted on 11/05/2008 4:16:46 PM PST by reasonisfaith (A liberal can never stand up like a man and admit his true beliefs.)
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To: The Iceman Cometh
Saruman's army of Uruk-hai was defeated at Helm's Deep. Isengard was toppled and Saruman removed by the Ents.

Sauron was ultimately defeated at the Black Gate. Well, once the Gollum fell into the fires of Mount Doom with the One Ring.
20 posted on 11/05/2008 4:17:23 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: randomhero97

I think a bit more whining is permitted; it’s only been 23 hours.

How about some jokes, anyone have some good ones?


21 posted on 11/05/2008 4:19:28 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Flush Obama/Biden in 2008!!!!)
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.


22 posted on 11/05/2008 4:19:58 PM PST by ThreePuttinDude (.)(.)
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To: randomhero97
This made me feel a bit better from last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgSdiX0kDI
23 posted on 11/05/2008 4:20:21 PM PST by Txngal
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To: Hot Tabasco
Cool, but source your quote......

Aww c'mon! It's a quote by Aragorn from "The Two Towers" by Tolkien.

24 posted on 11/05/2008 4:21:09 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Jesus didn't tap out.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland
0bama walks into a bar with a duck.

(ok there has to be a joke there someplace)

25 posted on 11/05/2008 4:21:22 PM PST by DYngbld (Aspire to inspire before you expire)
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To: HereInTheHeartland
Here I'll help out: Three guys are at the golf course for tee time waiting for their fourth to show up. Guy #1 says while we are waiting I was curious to what your guy's sons have been up to.

Guy #1 says, "Well, my son has been so successful at his BMW dealership that he was able to give his friend a new car."

Guy #2 says, "My son has been so successful as a housing contractor that he was able to build his friend a new house."

Guy #3 says, "My son has been so successful as a financial advisor that he was able to give his friend a stock portfolio."

Finally, guy #4 shows up. "Guy #1 says, "While we were waiting we were discussing our sons, what has your son been up to?"

Guy #4 *with head down* says, "Guys, I just found out my son was gay."

*the other three guys try not to laugh*

*Guy #4 *head raises up with a smile on his face* says, "He's doing really good, though, his last three boyfriends gave him a new BMW, built him a new house, and gave him his own stock portfolio."
26 posted on 11/05/2008 4:28:42 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: randomhero97

27 posted on 11/05/2008 4:33:22 PM PST by MNConserv
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To: McGruff

What you said!


28 posted on 11/05/2008 4:37:20 PM PST by MNConserv (Note to libs - I will keep my unborn grandkids, my gun, my money, etc YOU keep the change.")
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Two Towers? A book about 9/11? Aragorn? Al A Gore?


29 posted on 11/05/2008 4:37:33 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: randomhero97
Tolkien lied.

Sauron and Sauromon obtained the ring and destroyed middle earth.

Tolkien was Sauron's Georbels.

lol

30 posted on 11/05/2008 4:55:22 PM PST by The Iceman Cometh (America, You're F*cked!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Actually, it’s not Tolkien. It’s Aragon’s speech from the movie “The Return of the King” to his troops just before the Battle of the Black Gates.

VietVet


31 posted on 11/05/2008 5:06:14 PM PST by VietVet (I am old enough to know who I am and what I believe, and I 'm not inclined to apologize for any of)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Aww c'mon! It's a quote by Aragorn from "The Two Towers" by Tolkien.

Thanks for the info, I'll check out the book........

Read it (them) twice and watched it several times but my memory retention isn't what it used to be.........

32 posted on 11/05/2008 5:09:51 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Spreading manure around helps growth. Spreading wealth around creates manure)
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To: The Iceman Cometh

“Tho’ it’s not for me to say
Where the Land of Mordor lay,
Still, I wouldn’t walk through
Central Park at night.”

“...for someone I fear
Still exploits the Palentir,
And the Eye is seen each night
On CBS.”

Quotes from the “Orcs’ Marching Song.”


33 posted on 11/05/2008 5:13:08 PM PST by VietVet (I am old enough to know who I am and what I believe, and I 'm not inclined to apologize for any of)
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To: VietVet
Actually, it’s not Tolkien.

Ooooh...ya got me.

34 posted on 11/05/2008 5:18:43 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Jesus didn't tap out.)
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To: yooper

Yea but Bill Clinton didn’t hate America...This guy hates America... And he is our leader? This is not what our founding fathers had in mind


35 posted on 11/05/2008 5:31:52 PM PST by mdunn121
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To: mdunn121
Yea but Bill Clinton didn’t hate America...This guy hates America... And he is our leader? This is not what our founding fathers had in mind
It is a shame. Back in 1964, anyone who claimed that liberal Democrats hated America and supported Communism would have been considered out of touch with reality.
36 posted on 11/05/2008 5:40:20 PM PST by dbz77
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