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Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
AP on Yahoo ^ | 12/4/08 | AP

Posted on 12/04/2008 5:47:23 PM PST by NormsRevenge

VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: allegedly; assaults; burger; girlfriend; lovehurts
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1 posted on 12/04/2008 5:47:23 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge

Ah yes, my home, Vero. I’ve been attacked by love bugs but never by a cheeseburger.


2 posted on 12/04/2008 5:50:18 PM PST by synbad600
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To: NormsRevenge

These food assaults are getting out of hand. First the sweet potato pie then the cookies now this. We need food control.


3 posted on 12/04/2008 5:50:26 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Girlene

Big Mac Attack...fo real.


4 posted on 12/04/2008 5:50:46 PM PST by lilycicero (Unhappy meal)
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Information from: Press-Journal, http://www.tcpalm.com/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/03/man-charged-battery-after-shoving-cheeseburger-gir/


5 posted on 12/04/2008 5:50:49 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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To: NormsRevenge

Did he have a whopper?


6 posted on 12/04/2008 5:51:03 PM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; Clemenza

7 posted on 12/04/2008 5:51:03 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: NormsRevenge

8 posted on 12/04/2008 5:52:41 PM PST by TonyStark
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To: NormsRevenge
No doubt a 'copy-cat' crime. Probably with in an hour of each other too.

Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich

9 posted on 12/04/2008 5:52:47 PM PST by perfect stranger (Nobama)
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To: NormsRevenge

He’s lucky they didn’t charge him with kidnapping for not letting her out of the car.


10 posted on 12/04/2008 5:53:04 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: NormsRevenge
It's just ketchup.


11 posted on 12/04/2008 5:54:37 PM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: NormsRevenge

My wifes biscuts use to be good ammo against wild dogs.


12 posted on 12/04/2008 5:55:34 PM PST by silentreignofheroes (Should have seen it in color.)
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To: perfect stranger

FReakish, this is a 22 year-old

O o . Full Moon,
No .. Oh man.

maybe some bad cheese


13 posted on 12/04/2008 5:56:08 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good thing it wasn’t a “Royale with Cheese.”


14 posted on 12/04/2008 5:58:24 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: JoeProBono
She shoulda seen this comin'.


15 posted on 12/04/2008 5:59:14 PM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: NormsRevenge

She threw his drink out of the car! There must be a legal precedence here.


16 posted on 12/04/2008 5:59:24 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: NormsRevenge
A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.

If she were to be hungry enough, that Vero Beach man could be up for a Nobel prize.

Such is life.....

God, help us all............

17 posted on 12/04/2008 6:01:53 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: silentreignofheroes

>My wife’s biscuits use to be good ammo against wild dogs.

Is that a reference to the book “Love Comes Softly”?


18 posted on 12/04/2008 6:18:14 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: beaversmom
These food assaults are getting out of hand. First the sweet potato pie then the cookies now this. We need food control.

And a government program that gives grants to people who conduct seminars on how to contain your anger when you feel like throwing cheeseburgers.

19 posted on 12/04/2008 6:31:39 PM PST by freespirited (Honk to indict the MSM for treason.)
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To: NormsRevenge

A burger? You’d expect him to assault her with a weiner....


20 posted on 12/04/2008 6:31:56 PM PST by freebilly
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