...could be worse.
Posted on 12/10/2008 9:04:31 PM PST by kenavi
LAS VEGAS – The New York Mets acquired Seattle Mariners closer J.J. Putz in a three-way trade that also included the Cleveland Indians, two sources said Wednesday evening at the winter meetings.
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Isn't there some sort of FR "the jokes write themselves" rule? May I propose one? (LOL -- ;) )
One would think with such a name a change might be considered but who knows maybe he is proud of it.
Now you’re going to tell us he uses the initials JJ because he’s embarrassed that his first name is Johnson?
Well, he has a long way to go to match the career of NASCAR legend Dick Trickle.
Huh? What are the Mets doing, hoarding closers?
Another Great Headline of 2008
...could be worse.
Got Wood?
The proverbial “Putz with ears”
hehe....Mariners seem to attract them
The Rangers will field their usual all-Putz team next season...
Didn’t know that you could buy a putz on the open market.
Now, can we buy some balls for that putz Sen. Chuckie Schumer? Oh, sorry, I meant a brain.
Balls? No, Hillary already has them - Bill’s in a lockbox.
Harry Reid needs a woody. Gov. Spitzer had both balls and a putz and look what happened to him.
John Kerry - Now there is a perfect example of a putz, and a Massachusetts putz to boot.
Guess the theme song of this blog is “Putzing on the ritz.”
It’s late: What do you want for free?
heilman is gone! yeah! have fun wherever you end up, loser! love endy though. too bad he had to go.
Pretty much describes every trade the Texas Rangers have made over the years.
Calling Alphonse D’Amato...
Believe it or not, his use of the word “Putz” gave us Chuck Schumer in the Senate.
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1998/10/30/ny.senate/
A while ago Beaver college could no longer take the jokes and snickering and changed their name to Arcadia college.
;^)
...falling over laughing...great post!
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