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What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
reuters.com ^ | Wed Jan 9, 2008 | Chris Borowski

Posted on 01/05/2009 10:58:02 AM PST by shielagolden

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: jobs; urbanlegend; wife; work

1 posted on 01/05/2009 10:58:02 AM PST by shielagolden
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To: shielagolden

Wonder how it went when she asked him what he was doing there spending her hard-earned money...


2 posted on 01/05/2009 10:59:43 AM PST by xtinct ("There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum)
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To: shielagolden
Him: "What are you doing here?"
Her: "What are YOU doing here?"

How can it be that both need more lovin' than they are getting at home?!?!

Oh, yeah: :-)

3 posted on 01/05/2009 11:01:12 AM PST by 5thGenTexan
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To: shielagolden

If you like Pina Coladas,
getting caught in the rain....


4 posted on 01/05/2009 11:01:19 AM PST by kidd (Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
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To: shielagolden

Pretty funny a year ago, too.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=What%20are%20you%20doing%20here%3F%22%3A%20man%20asks%20wife%20at%20brothel


5 posted on 01/05/2009 11:01:36 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR......Monthly Donors Wanted)
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To: xtinct

He was putting the money back in circulation. One can’t make money unless another spends..


6 posted on 01/05/2009 11:02:09 AM PST by libh8er
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To: shielagolden

Did he have to pay?


7 posted on 01/05/2009 11:02:47 AM PST by BGHater (Tyranny is always better organised than freedom)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

you gotta see this..


8 posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:16 AM PST by absolootezer0 (thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
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To: xtinct
Wonder how it went when she asked him what he was doing there spending her hard-earned money...

No pun there, right? : )

9 posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:16 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: BGHater
Did he have to pay?

In more ways than you can imagine.

10 posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:51 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Just because it makes the wire services doesn’t mean that it can’t be an urban legend. In the old days that is how they often spread. Either editors are ignorant of their history or they willfully run these “entertaining” stories.


11 posted on 01/05/2009 11:04:24 AM PST by weegee (Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
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To: libh8er

Because the husband spends the wife has a job. Because the wife has a job the husband ...... It’s econ 101.


12 posted on 01/05/2009 11:04:45 AM PST by libh8er
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Pretty funny a year ago, too.

It may have been last year, but it was only 8 days ago ... sheesh.

13 posted on 01/05/2009 11:05:11 AM PST by tx_eggman (I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
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To: BGHater

If he’s like most husbands he already had....or maybe not enough apparently.

sometimes do that sorta thing for kicks...like Belle du Jour

in my hometown the local country club tennis pro was pimping out bored member housewives a few years back

he had a thriving business till it was discovered and hushed over


14 posted on 01/05/2009 11:06:48 AM PST by wardaddy (Monarchists for Palin 2012)
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To: tx_eggman; ButThreeLeftsDo
Pretty funny a year ago, too.

It may have been last year, but it was only 8 days ago ... sheesh.

... and my math sucks as well ... I should have said 2 weeks ago, not 8 days ...

15 posted on 01/05/2009 11:07:32 AM PST by tx_eggman (I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
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To: shielagolden

Sounds just like the relationship between taxpayer and government to me....


16 posted on 01/05/2009 11:07:35 AM PST by rightwingextremist1776
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To: shielagolden

I need more evidence to determine if the wife is truly guilty.


17 posted on 01/05/2009 11:07:56 AM PST by Azzurri
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To: shielagolden

Come to think of it, it’s the Democrat economic plan too. You screw the same person whose money you take.


18 posted on 01/05/2009 11:08:34 AM PST by libh8er
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To: shielagolden

So....

Did he get a discount?


19 posted on 01/05/2009 11:09:31 AM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (Her couch is tougher than 0bama.)
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To: shielagolden
Things like this test a marriage .
20 posted on 01/05/2009 11:09:45 AM PST by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know F/8 Cav)
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To: shielagolden

“Making it on the side”? Hell its been so long I didn’t know they had moved it!!


21 posted on 01/05/2009 11:10:10 AM PST by wordsofearnest ("The fundamental solution (w/b) that there is no longer any need to immigrate")
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To: 5thGenTexan

“Him: “What are you doing here?”
Her: “What are YOU doing here?”

This reminds me of the time I went to a tittie bar and found that my niece was working there. Shortly thereafter she quit. I didn’t

We never discussed it for the last 30 years.


22 posted on 01/05/2009 11:16:38 AM PST by y6162
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To: tx_eggman

“Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST”

Was two weeks ago...???


23 posted on 01/05/2009 11:19:10 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR......Monthly Donors Wanted)
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To: shielagolden

I wonder if this means he gets an employee / family discount, or if he now has to pay to have sex with his wife.


24 posted on 01/05/2009 11:20:44 AM PST by NavVet ( If you don't defend Conservatism in the Primaries, you won't have it to defend in November)
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To: y6162

I don’t understand why they are getting divorce. He should have said, “I never knew!” paid the madamme and said, “Of course I want her (my wife), she’s the hottest girl in the place.”

He should have then told her to treat him exactly like every other John and he would return the favor. On the drive home they should have admitted that everyone lies and that there was a way to turn this into a plus. With a little planning, a kinky disposition and being completely honest with themselves going forward...who knows what they could have come up with...maybe they could have been another Bill and Hillary!!


25 posted on 01/05/2009 11:22:26 AM PST by johnnycap
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To: kbennkc
Things like this test a marriage .

It's awfully early for making "understatement of the year" claims, but i think this one could make it.

26 posted on 01/05/2009 11:22:31 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: shielagolden

Wow, talk about a gift of the Magi....


27 posted on 01/05/2009 11:27:46 AM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Matbe she’ll get laid off.


28 posted on 01/05/2009 11:29:52 AM PST by nufsed
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To: nufsed

and maybe also


29 posted on 01/05/2009 11:30:18 AM PST by nufsed
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To: johnnycap

You have a very mature outlook.

As for me, once gay marriage and then polygamy become legal,
I’m going to dump my wife and marry three strippers in their prime earning years in dire need of a sugar daddy.

That would be heaven.


30 posted on 01/05/2009 11:33:27 AM PST by y6162
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To: weegee

It’s the same story. Look at the date on the Reuters article: “Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST”


31 posted on 01/05/2009 11:34:52 AM PST by whd23
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To: shielagolden

“I asked the taxicab driver to take me where I could get some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield


32 posted on 01/05/2009 11:37:02 AM PST by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative; windcliff
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Of course this story was dated Jan 9, 2008 so I am sure that they are already divorced. In other news, this past Christmas he received 3 shirts and a piece of a$$ and all 4 were three sizes too big.

33 posted on 01/05/2009 11:47:00 AM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: shielagolden

That article is a year old.


34 posted on 01/05/2009 11:58:11 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Guns don't kill people; abortion clinics do.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

roflmao... someone got it....


35 posted on 01/05/2009 12:03:02 PM PST by xtinct ("There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
“Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST”

Was two weeks ago...???

Dyslexia is my friend.

Given the erroneous math I used in my first response I actually looked at your link 3 different times ... and my brain saw Jan 8, 2009 all all three times.

I'm chalking it up to the trauma of having to come back to work today after being off for 2 weeks.

Sorry for the confusion ...

<]:^)

36 posted on 01/05/2009 12:10:31 PM PST by tx_eggman (I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
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To: johnnycap
who knows what they could have come up with...maybe they could have been another Bill and Hillary!!

AAAAIIIIIII!!!!!! Get it OUT of MY HEAD!!!! NNNOOOOooooooo!!!

37 posted on 01/05/2009 12:18:02 PM PST by wbill
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To: shielagolden; libh8er

“Because the husband spends the wife has a job. Because the wife has a job the husband ...... It’s econ 101.”

So she’s supply side and he’s a demand side. See? These mixed marriages never work.


38 posted on 01/05/2009 12:25:23 PM PST by haroldeveryman
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To: shielagolden
"Just screwing around."

L

39 posted on 01/05/2009 12:28:12 PM PST by Lurker ("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
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To: xtinct

I think that’s called “spreading the wealth”.


40 posted on 01/05/2009 12:29:54 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama.)
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To: tx_eggman

;-)


41 posted on 01/05/2009 12:33:17 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR......Monthly Donors Wanted)
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To: haroldeveryman
So she’s supply side and he’s a demand side.

That's part of the story. The man is also a liberal. He simply takes the wife's earnings (transfer of wealth) so he can spend as he wishes. The wife sees no net accumulation of wealth because the man is spending it for her, even if it's on her. So the wife is being screwed both ways.

42 posted on 01/05/2009 12:38:02 PM PST by libh8er
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To: andy58-in-nh

rofl Andy... great one !!!


45 posted on 01/05/2009 12:48:51 PM PST by xtinct ("There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum)
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To: xtinct

This sotry is fake and it is over a year old. Kill it....


46 posted on 01/05/2009 2:37:52 PM PST by libertyhoundusnr
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To: shielagolden

Since his wife is an employee, he gets a 20% discount.


47 posted on 01/05/2009 2:45:30 PM PST by RobRoy (Islam is a greater threat to the world today than Nazism was in the 1930's.)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...

Husband: “What are you doing here?”

Wife: “Duh.”

Husband: “Okay, but how much do they pay you?”

Wife: “The customer pays 100, I get half.”

Husband: “Okay, but how much is that?”


48 posted on 01/08/2009 8:28:03 PM PST by SunkenCiv (First 2009 Profile update Tuesday, January 6, 2009___________https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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