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Posted on 02/06/2009 4:38:06 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Red Reign
High on the list of Things You Never Expect to See: A cameltoe on an Elvis impersonator
Color me gobsmacked.
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:12:59 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:17:47 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:30:22 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Lucky9teen
Obama is a genius. Whenever he nominates someone, they pay their taxes. He’s found a way to eliminate the deficit — nominate everyone in the country, one person at a time, and they’ll pay their taxes. That's perfect. That very idea's been rattling around the box of loose screws that is my think-box for days.
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:35:24 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
To: Lucky9teen
he he 100% hell no.
How do you like this one?
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:39:37 AM PST
by
do the dhue
(They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. - One of General Abram's men)
To: Lucky9teen
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit ..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service.
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:41:31 AM PST
by
fml
(So?)
To: Red Reign; savedbygrace
Obviously "Elvis" doesn't have a full-length mirror.
Or a wife.
To: Lucky9teen
| You Are 96% Capitalist, 4% Socialist |
 You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich! |
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:49:40 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters.)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
| You Are 92% Capitalist, 8% Socialist |
You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich! |
Where are we going wrong? We are only 92% Capitalist. I always thought that I did not have a Socialist bone in my body. Is there a therapy class that we can go to to fix this problem?
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:52:18 AM PST
by
do the dhue
(They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. - One of General Abram's men)
To: Rightly Biased
NIIIICE Score, I am jealous. Can you give me counseling?
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posted on
02/06/2009 6:53:27 AM PST
by
do the dhue
(They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. - One of General Abram's men)
To: do the dhue
I only left the prostitution question unchecked.
Everything else I agreed with.
You have to lose most compassion and read Atlas Shrugged three times consecutively
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posted on
02/06/2009 7:05:26 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: kitkat
Steny Hoyer can be seen employing a new technique he learned from speech coach Barney Fwank.
To: pookie18
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posted on
02/06/2009 7:24:06 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(I TOLD YA SO...More and more headlines start off with "President Obama has made a major mistake ...")
To: NavyCanDo
Bawwwhahahahahah, (as i clean my keyboard and monitor off and refill my cup of coffee)
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posted on
02/06/2009 7:25:16 AM PST
by
Godzilla
(Gal 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?)
To: Dick Bachert
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posted on
02/06/2009 7:28:12 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(I TOLD YA SO...More and more headlines start off with "President Obama has made a major mistake ...")
To: Lucky9teen
My pleasure...grabbed ‘em from today’s toon thread...
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posted on
02/06/2009 7:31:46 AM PST
by
pookie18
(Jindal-Palin or Palin-Jindal '12)
To: Godzilla
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posted on
02/06/2009 7:38:25 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(I TOLD YA SO...More and more headlines start off with "President Obama has made a major mistake ...")
To: Lucky9teen
| You Are 88% Capitalist, 12% Socialist |
You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich! |
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posted on
02/06/2009 8:00:43 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
To: Lucky9teen
"The Republicans got fired in 1996 for spending how much?"
"Amateurs."
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posted on
02/06/2009 8:21:59 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
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