[LiberConservative]

Oldy but a goody and oh so true.

[RandallFlagg]

One edit:

REPUBLICAN:

You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? It’s his own damn fault, so don’t even think about giving the lazy bum one of mine. Make him earn his own.

[Roscoe Karns]

HILLARY CLINTON:

You have two cows and they both look like Webster Hubbell.

[RebelTXRose]

Thank you SO MUCH for explaining all this! LOL!

[madison10]

Christian: You have two cows, your neighbor has none. You give your neighbor milk because his two children are hungry and also invite them to dinner.

Rather than thanking you, the neighbor calls the authorities because you have two cows, four children and you prayed over the meal.

[Focault's Pendulum]

I'm copying this, blowing it up, and posting it in my storefront window.

Expecting to be egged soon.

Have already renegotiated my window washing contract.

[Oatka]

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION:

You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal and send the cheese to Mexico.

[G8 Diplomat]

American liberal:

You have two cows. You want to buy a third. You go to the state fair but you arrive late and all the cows have been sold. You blame George Bush and global warming.

Arab corporation:

You have two cows. You want to buy a bull and start a cattle business. You haggle with a Bedouin cattle dealer but reach no agreement. You shoot him and take the cow.

British corporation:

You have two cows. Both have mad cow disease.

[CowboyJay]

HAMAS

You have one cow, and desperately need the milk. You strap explosives to it, and send it across the border to detonate. When the Israelis decide to shoot back, you use your milk for sandbags.

[kalee]

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