[Slings and Arrows]

Where are you?

At the Detroit Lions' cheerleader tryouts.

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[NeoCaveman]

That was cruel.

[ApplegateRanch]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAH! Sauerkraut brats, and beer!

Those gals remind me of one of my favorite oldies:

Sittin’ in a native hut
All alone and blue
Sittin’ in a native hut
Wonderin’ what to do
Along came a native girl
Did a native dance
It was like a Paradise
Put me in a trance
Goin’ Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop

Every move they make causes them to shimmy and shake.

Or, the tag line of an old porn magazine I ...ugh, I just noticed what it said as I picked it up off the ground, and threw it back into the dumpster so kids wouldn't find it...that once seared my brain with its grossness:

"Thin is in, but fat is where it's at: Get hip, get HEFTY!"