Computer programmer from Finland has lost finger replaced with USB drive (Freaky)

London Telegraph ^ | March 17, 2009 | London Telegraph

[armymarinemom]

So does he have to upgrade in a few years?

[Moose4]

I’ve heard ‘em called “thumb drives” before, but never “ring finger drives.”

}:-)4

[mainestategop]

This is just the beginning.

[Vendome]

He really can give you the finger

[Eagle Eye]

Thought those were called Thumb Drives?

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

He won’t have to worry about losing his memory later in life.

[pabianice]

“Looks realistic”? Maybe if you’re a BORG...

[ShadowAce]

[papasmurf]

James Bond is jealous.

[irishtenor]

A pirate came into town, having not been there for a while. He went into the local tavern and sat down at the bar. The bartender noticed him and said, “You haven’t been here for a while. What happened to you? You’ve lost a leg, and now have a wooden leg, and a hand, so you have a hook on your arm, and an eyepatch covers your eye.”
“Aye,” said the pirate, “I lost me leg battlin’ the Spanish in the war. I lost me hand in the battle between us and another ship.”
The bartender asked, “Did you lose the eye in a battle also?”
“No,” sighed the pirate, “I lost that from seagull droppings.”
“Seagull droppings? How could you lose an eye from seagull droppings?”
“First day with the hook.”

[paulycy]

[tacticalogic]

Kinda gives a new meaning to the term “digital storage”.

[SunkenCiv]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

[Big Giant Head]

“Sixfinger, Sixfinger, man alive,
How did I ever get along with five?”

Oh, yeah, I wanted one of those in first grade.

[KSCITYBOY]

Upgrades are gonna be a bitch.

[SunkenCiv]

“Because it doesn’t feel like [toilet paper].”