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The 4489 Calorie, 1.66 lb Burger
The Consumerist ^

Posted on 03/25/2009 7:41:12 AM PDT by Scythian



The West Michigan Whitecaps recently unveiled their new stadium menu and gloating at the top of it is the 4489 Calorie "Fifth Third Burger." This 1.66 pound piece of gastrointestinal wunder, named after team sponsor 5/3 Bank, costs $20 and feeds 1-4 people. If you eat it by yourself and finish it in one sitting, you get a free 5/3 tshirt. Said the team's marketing director, "It's something fun that people can understand."


TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: calories
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To: Scythian

Man, I dunno if all that mayo is good for you.


61 posted on 03/25/2009 9:17:24 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: paulycy

I haven’t, but after seeing that pic I want one. Looks like it’s a bit of a haul from San Jose, though.


62 posted on 03/25/2009 9:19:55 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Hitler was a great speaker too, and HE didn't need a teleprompter.)
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To: raven92876

ping


63 posted on 03/25/2009 9:32:17 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: paulycy; cmsgop
I sure wish in-n-out was on the east coast, too.

My brother and his wife (former Californians) flew into LAX from Atlanta a couple of weeks ago for Mom's funeral; they were grieving, but not enough for him to neglect an internet search, complete with maps, of where there were In-N-Outs between the airport and here.

Their satisfied farts woke us up when they finally snuck in here around 1am....

64 posted on 03/25/2009 9:32:23 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
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To: Mac from Cleveland
I'd love to try it but my wife wouldn't touch it. If it ain't a big chain she won't go near it. But I would. ;0)


65 posted on 03/25/2009 11:35:41 AM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: ETL

Sign in window to the right of the door... not good.

“For your safety firearms of any kind prohibited in the building”


66 posted on 03/25/2009 7:29:58 PM PDT by deks
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To: deks
Sign in window to the right of the door... not good.

Four sexy girls in short nurse's outfits in front of door...very good! :)

67 posted on 03/25/2009 7:36:22 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: null and void

You deserve that seagull pic from Finding Nemo (Mine! MIne!), but I don’t have the link at hand.


68 posted on 03/25/2009 7:40:35 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

The four food groups:

Salt Sugar Caffeine Chocolate


69 posted on 03/25/2009 7:50:27 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 65 of our national holiday from reality.)
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